Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

[scottydog]

Worf: "Ewww-www. My breath smells like Dr. Crusher's taint."

OR

Worf: "Ewww-www. I hate being so flexible. My breath smells like my own taint."

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "I must remember to close the caption contests whenever Alexander's in the room."

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "No sir, I would never use Data's cat to wipe my ass."

Data: "There was a video camera in the room at the time."

Worf: "Um, oops?"

 

[Alrik]

"I can't believe I agreed to do this train wreck. My career is probably over now."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Voice (OS): "Hey, waiter! You mind getting off your ass and bringing us some drinks?"

Worf: "Who in the frak designed these frakking jackets?"

Worf: "My ex-squeeze marrying my ex-twit-of-a-commander. Data singing! How could this day possibly get any worse?

Standing guy with finger on chairback: "Mr. Neelix! This is your seat right here!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Why didn't I give them more than two seconds to respond...?"

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "Come here often?"

Drone: "First time."

Worf: "Well then, take my hand and let me show ya around."

Drone: "How very kind of you, I believe I will."

 

[Candlelight]

Worf: "Come here often?"

Drone: "First time."

Worf: "Well then, take my hand and let me show ya around."

Drone: "How very kind of you, I believe I will."

Michael Bay in background: "When does the shooting start????"

 

[Kirby]

The 24th century version of Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots was realistic and deadly!

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "I like my friend Gage, but why does Captain Picard insist that I have sex with him?"

Picard: "Mr. Worf. In Gage."

Worf: "Not again!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Fortunately for all involved, the STARING CONTEST scene ended up on the cutting room floor.......

 

[Kirby]

Though it had been a human wedding tradition since the early 21st century, Worf always hated the upbeat dancing into the church, as depicted in the historical records of You Tube

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Now let me have a look at that."

Worf: "NO!"

<turns head>

Picard: "Don't be such a baby."

Worf: "NO!"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Captain, we have discovered unusual properties from the planet.

Picard: Yes, Yes, fountain of youth, we know.

Worf: No Sir, that effect is temporary. A permanent effect is thinking that you are much cooler than you actually are.

Picard: My god. Have you-

Worf: I have already taken steps to make sure Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Spencer Pratt are not allowed in this area.

 

[Bones2]

Worf: "I...I feel ridiculous."
Geordi: "We all feel out of place Worf. But at least we don't have to wear hats like that guy behind me."
Worf: "It is good that holograms do not feel embarrassment."
Geordi: "Especially with Voyager in pre-production..."

Drone: "Your helmet is pointlessly large."
Worf: "Well, despite my ridges being bone, you'd be surprised how much they seem to change over time..."

*long silence*
Spiner (whispering): "Michael...it's your line..."

Michael Dorn suddenly realises that his contract stipulates that his only pay is a perecentage of future profits from the film.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "Well, the writers did want to see a new side of me for a change..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "When will Rat Boy end this humiliation?"

Guinan (off camera): "Tomorrow after he drops the kids off at school."

Worf: "Why must I suffer because he's busy being a pretend parent?!"

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "Rat Boy has rat children? His reproduction rights MUST be revoked!"