http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagot...her-out-for-the-season-with-wrist-injury.html
Ugh...Urlacher's out for the season. Sure isn't easy being a Chicago Bears fan.
Oh, LAH DEE FUCKIN' DAH. Thanks, world! It's not bad enough that Jay Cutler had to be running for his life all night because Aaron Kampman was up in his face about a second after the snap, and it's not bad enough that Des Clark took a helmet straight to his spine and still can't walk properly, that Matt Forte is having difficulty bringing His message and that Ron Turner still needs to get fucked and be run over by a fucking bus yesterday, but now Urlacher dislocates his fucking wrist! Awesome!
Fuck this noise. And now Lovie Smith is probably going to bring in Derrick Brooks because we all know how much he loves his Tampa 2 table scraps, nevermind that Brooks has probably been sitting in his recliner eating cheese doodles all fucking offseason. Shit, just find Adam Archuleta and put him in a uniform again, too, while you're at it.
Don't forget you guys have Rod Marinelli on staff this year too. I'm still not sure what that was all about...