I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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^ It was me. I'm MadBaggins.
I admit it, it was mostly lies. Season One was mostly true, except Alicia isn't my cousin, she's my half-sister, and we've been having sex regularly since this whole thing started. Also, there were a lot more Stone Cold Stunners than I mentioned, but I didn't want to overdo it.
I admit it, it was mostly lies. Season One was mostly true, except Alicia isn't my cousin, she's my half-sister, and we've been having sex regularly since this whole thing started. Also, there were a lot more Stone Cold Stunners than I mentioned, but I didn't want to overdo it.
Which half?
I love the "writers' strike" tag. 
Is this the longest we've ever gone without an update?
Maybe he's died of a perforated rectum and we'll never know. 
Perhaps we should take turns being alts of MB? To help pass the time?
Last night I finally gave in to my sick urges and groped Thames' ass. But then I felt bad, so when he turned around I StoneColdStunned him.
Thanks everyone who's PM'ed me with all your concern.
Fine, it's lame. I wrote it while eating lunch. Let's see you do better!
Last night I finally gave in to my sick urges and groped Thames' ass. But then I felt bad, so when he turned around I StoneColdStunned him.
Thanks everyone who's PM'ed me with all your concern.
Fine, it's lame. I wrote it while eating lunch. Let's see you do better!
Fist off, thank you everyone for your kind PMS, except Squiggy and Trekker (no I won't visit you! lol). I know it's been a while but I thought I'd give you all an update since you've given me nothing but kindness and respect.
I told Thames yesterday how I felt about him. Guess what? He felt the same way too! It felt so good to get that off my chest. But not as good as his chest felt! We spent the entire afternoon have sex for days on in. It was quite pleasing to feel him in me. He also said that the FAT BLACK CHICK was his cousin and he was wanting to know what it was like to sleep with her. I told him that he wouldn't like it and he should be responsible and never talk about his emotions because that would make him weak.
But that was last week. I'm over him now. I was talking to cakeass and I'll be visiting her in a few days. We've talked on webcam so much and I think I love her. Hopefully the culture shock won't criplle me again, but I'm strong. I know I can handle it. I can handle anything!
Bad news though, I shattered my pelvis running away from some 5 year old. This happed about an hour ago. Thames took me to the doctor (MEXICAN) and he told me to take these pills. I said "I don't need your pills!" and I smashed my head into the wall. He let me walk out of teh hospital. Thames hasn't called back though. Should I be worried that I offended him? I don't even care because tomorrow I start my job as a stock broker on Walled Street.
I told Thames yesterday how I felt about him. Guess what? He felt the same way too! It felt so good to get that off my chest. But not as good as his chest felt! We spent the entire afternoon have sex for days on in. It was quite pleasing to feel him in me. He also said that the FAT BLACK CHICK was his cousin and he was wanting to know what it was like to sleep with her. I told him that he wouldn't like it and he should be responsible and never talk about his emotions because that would make him weak.
But that was last week. I'm over him now. I was talking to cakeass and I'll be visiting her in a few days. We've talked on webcam so much and I think I love her. Hopefully the culture shock won't criplle me again, but I'm strong. I know I can handle it. I can handle anything!
Bad news though, I shattered my pelvis running away from some 5 year old. This happed about an hour ago. Thames took me to the doctor (MEXICAN) and he told me to take these pills. I said "I don't need your pills!" and I smashed my head into the wall. He let me walk out of teh hospital. Thames hasn't called back though. Should I be worried that I offended him? I don't even care because tomorrow I start my job as a stock broker on Walled Street.
Squiggy saves the day again.
How long have you had that saved up - just waiting for the chance to spring it on us?
Excellent. This season really hasn't had anywhere near enough Fraudian slips!
It was actually quite easily. All I did was hold my breath for a minute, hyperventilate...do a shot of Jager, and then I just typed whatever came to mind.How long have you had that saved up - just waiting for the chance to spring it on us?
It was actually quite easily. All I did was hold my breath for a minute, hyperventilate...do a shot of Jager, and then I just typed whatever came to mind.How long have you had that saved up - just waiting for the chance to spring it on us?
So just any other post from you, right?
hi everyone. sorry haven't been able to updateview you guys lately. i know you all care about me and stuff so that's whyou keep my threads going. thanks guys. haven't had time to be at a computer. they're worried about my "erratic behaviour" of my behaviour again. Sigh. I haven't hurt anyone ever and I woudln't hurt myself. WHY WOULD I.
Yes I followed Thames again. I wanted to catch him out with the hot girl agian. why won't they believe that? Why did black health man say he thoguht I was "fixatated" on Thames? lol he sounded like you guys. i think they've been reading my internet posts agian. Maybe long distance girls showed them. FUCK, she probalby did, it just came to mE! FUCK.
OF COURSE things look bad when you write them down. seirously, her eis an exercise for y'all (you all) every one one of you rigght (WRITE, not right) down EVERYTHING you are thinking right (not write lol) now on paper or THIS THREAD and look how it looks and aslo write (I typed it write first time therE) down EVERYTHING thing you have done today on that same scrap of paper or this VERY thread. DO IT. it will look crazy because ther'es so much and things just come out and life isn't a tv show and it's full of random chance and luck.
anyway since you ahve bene waiting but I'll have to be brief yes i follow tHames BUT It was about the girl. honest I wanted to catch them together and film them then show Thames the film so he could SEE how hot she is and how good they look toghete.r Beacuse they look GREAT together let me tell you. T hat's ALL I was doing. It was a godo plan and yes it might ahve looked like I was filming Thames against his will or something but so what, eveyrone films each other all the time with cameras on thier phoens don't they! So it's not a big deal.
but anyway I dind't managed to see him with hot girl on the three days I followed him and filmed him. I don't know why I thinkhe must have dumped her for fatty. GOD knows why because one day when I saw fatty she dropped litter on the ground and Thames laughed and said to pick it up but she said she wans't bending over because it would hurt her back (I guess it hurts when ffat people bend over?!") and MADE HIM DO IT. humiliating. She treats him like a dog. I was lucky to be filming that and I was planning to show it to him as part of the evidence. But mom found out first.
fuck
they think they're hleping but their making me worse
why can't they leave MadBaggins to be himself?
lol
I stil think about Thames and WHY hasn't he been to see me since thne? if I thougth hew as mentally ill (BUT I'M NOT BUT HE WILL THINK I AM BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK LIEK I AM) I would go to se ehim. NO question. I might bring a hidden knife just in case he went crazy and I had to tell him to back off, bu tI'd still go and see him. But no Thames. Why.
Deosn't he love me?
I mean as a friend. lol.
you know what I mean rally.
I mastubate excsluviely to males now.
Yes I followed Thames again. I wanted to catch him out with the hot girl agian. why won't they believe that? Why did black health man say he thoguht I was "fixatated" on Thames? lol he sounded like you guys. i think they've been reading my internet posts agian. Maybe long distance girls showed them. FUCK, she probalby did, it just came to mE! FUCK.
OF COURSE things look bad when you write them down. seirously, her eis an exercise for y'all (you all) every one one of you rigght (WRITE, not right) down EVERYTHING you are thinking right (not write lol) now on paper or THIS THREAD and look how it looks and aslo write (I typed it write first time therE) down EVERYTHING thing you have done today on that same scrap of paper or this VERY thread. DO IT. it will look crazy because ther'es so much and things just come out and life isn't a tv show and it's full of random chance and luck.
anyway since you ahve bene waiting but I'll have to be brief yes i follow tHames BUT It was about the girl. honest I wanted to catch them together and film them then show Thames the film so he could SEE how hot she is and how good they look toghete.r Beacuse they look GREAT together let me tell you. T hat's ALL I was doing. It was a godo plan and yes it might ahve looked like I was filming Thames against his will or something but so what, eveyrone films each other all the time with cameras on thier phoens don't they! So it's not a big deal.
but anyway I dind't managed to see him with hot girl on the three days I followed him and filmed him. I don't know why I thinkhe must have dumped her for fatty. GOD knows why because one day when I saw fatty she dropped litter on the ground and Thames laughed and said to pick it up but she said she wans't bending over because it would hurt her back (I guess it hurts when ffat people bend over?!") and MADE HIM DO IT. humiliating. She treats him like a dog. I was lucky to be filming that and I was planning to show it to him as part of the evidence. But mom found out first.
fuck
they think they're hleping but their making me worse
why can't they leave MadBaggins to be himself?
lol
I stil think about Thames and WHY hasn't he been to see me since thne? if I thougth hew as mentally ill (BUT I'M NOT BUT HE WILL THINK I AM BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK LIEK I AM) I would go to se ehim. NO question. I might bring a hidden knife just in case he went crazy and I had to tell him to back off, bu tI'd still go and see him. But no Thames. Why.
Deosn't he love me?
I mean as a friend. lol.
you know what I mean rally.
I mastubate excsluviely to males now.
There will be no commentary of tonight's episode due to the fact that it makes no sense.
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Question: In what part of the United States to they spell behavior with a U?
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