NFL Football 2009

[nevermore]

An absolutely atrocious game. I'm so fucking sick of losing!!!

I suggest you move. I hear real estate in Indiana is fairly reasonable.

Anyway, the Ravens put up 500 yards of total offense, covered the spread, kept the Chiefs from getting a first down until just before the 2-minute warning in the first half, dominated time of possession by almost 20 minutes, and completely stuffed the run, and I still don't feel great going into San Diego next week.

 

[Maestro]

And now, NBC is proud to present, in brilliant High Definition Technicolor, the renewal of one of the greatest rivalries in all of sport, as the Chicago Bears take on the Green Bay "Acme" Packers on the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field.

 

[InklingStar]

The Seahawks are returning to form this year. Last year was an aberration. First place after one game.

 

[Timby]

Kickoff is a few minutes away,

Therefore,

BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS

MAKE EVERY PLAY CLEAR THE WAY TO VICTORY!

BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS,

PUT UP A FIGHT WITH A MIGHT SO FEARLESSLY!

WE'LL NEVER FORGET THE WAY YOU THRILLED THE NATION

WITH YOUR T FORMATION!

BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS!

AND LET THEM KNOW WHY YOU'RE WEARING THE CROWN!

YOU'RE THE PRIDE AND JOY OF ILLINOIS

CHICAGO BEARS, BEAR DOWN!

 

[Maestro]

Well based on their 3 and out first series, we can safely say that it remains true: The Bears…Still…Suck

How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame

How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham
They got a reputation that's mostly based on luck
The Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For cripes sake they only won one lousy Super Bowl
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don't get upset
Where do you think that they're all headed every chance they get
We don't really hold a grudge 'cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries we're both number one
Still we wouldn't mind seeing Ditka run over by a truck
'Cause the Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck, Hey!

 

[The Fatman]

Nice to see the Niners look so good! I'm making the early call for Mike Singletary as coach of the year.

Brees and the Saints offense put up amazing numbers. To people who watched, are they really that good, or does Detroit look that bad?

 

[Starbreaker]

Jay Cutler needs glasses apparently.

 

[Commander Vaughn]

For a game with two highly touted quarterbacks, this has been a defensive battle so far, with Cutler and Rodgers both making their share of bad decisions. A safety for Rodgers, and a couple of picks for Cutler.

 

[archeryguy1701]

^Add to that a third pick. Yay Cutler!

 

[Maestro]

Well, Cutler's bad passing seems to have outmatched Rodgers's "What are you doing?!" safety. It no longer looks like a baseball score. 10-2 Pack. All right, still a baseball score, but at least Green Bay has some breathing room.

 

[wew]

Looks like Charlotte's police department needs to put an APB out on the Panthers defense as missing and Delhommes passing ability. Find hard to believe the team signed him for five more years.

 

[tomalak301]

Nice to see the Niners look so good! I'm making the early call for Mike Singletary as coach of the year.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Still, what an awesome game that was. Gutsy win and a big win even though it was week 1. It means they are now 1-0 against the division, and they are not going 0-16.

 

[Maestro]

Jay Cutler <shakes head>

 

[tomalak301]

I don't know why play by play announcers and analysts love to kiss this guy's ass, but Cutler sucks a lot. He proved it again tonight.

 

[Starbreaker]

Jay Cutler blows. He needs to realize he can't just blindly pass to where receivers are supposed to be. Bears receivers suck. They can't run routes and he need to open his eyes and actually pass to the guys wearing similar colored jerseys.

 

[Sheep]

Jay Cutler blows. He needs to realize he can't just blindly pass to where receivers are supposed to be. Bears receivers suck. They can't run routes and he need to open his eyes and actually pass to the guys wearing similar colored jerseys.

I think this is the bigger reason for the Bears' loss tonight. Cutler's been hyped up as the second coming, but he's not good enough to do it without a decent receiving corps, which was nowhere near Lambeau Field tonight. Hester and that rookie whose name escapes me had brief moments of brilliance, but that was literally two plays over the course of the entire game. Makes me wonder why the Bears didn't acquire some more receivers...

 

[Timby]

MOTHER PUS BUCKET.

 

[Skywalker]

In other news, McNabb is already hurt. Okay, who had him down for Week One?

 

[Mallory]

MOTHER PUS BUCKET.

And the 2009 NFL season is officially underway!

 

[MIB]

And quite an interesting beginning it is! Go Pack!