Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New

[cooleddie74]

"Even in this altered history Mr. Sulu is EXTREMELY gay, Jim.

Be wary. Do not drop the soap if at all possible."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Do I go back with YOU...and risk getting killed fighting a man I've never met before? Or stay here...and finally get to find out why Antonia's old boyfriends called her THE SNAKE JAWS?


See ya. Don't let the imaginary door hit your bald ass on the way out!"

 

[Bones2]

Kirk: "So if this Nexus thing is meant to be my idea of a perfect life, what are you doing in it? Is it to make me feel better about my hair?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"This is YOUR cabin?"

KIRK:"Well...it USED to be. I lost in a poker bet. Along with all my remaining and functional hair follicles."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Come on in, it's all right, this is my house. At least it used to be. I sold it years ago, never use a sub-prime mortgage.

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: Come on in, it's all right, this is my house. At least it used to be. I sold it years ago, never use a sub-prime mortgage.

Kirk: "Worst mistake I ever made."
Picard: "You mean after not turning Khan over to the authorities, right?"
Kirk: "I'm sorry?"
Picard: "If you'd just had Khan arrested, Spock would have never died, the crew of the Reliant would have been safe, and your son wouldn't have been murdered."
Kirk: "...So, Nexus, you say?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Shit. I'm out of toilet paper.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: Shit. I'm out of toilet paper.

Spock: "But I suppose I could use this conveniently-placed sink."

 

[cooleddie74]

"BLAST...

Even in a changed timeline...this shitter's got no paper."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Is the cabin valuable?

Don't think so...but it was once used to film several hardcore Orion pornos. So...there's THAT if nothing else."

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "What? Can't a man walk around his own house without any pants on?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn vegetarian burrito."

(*Explosive farting*)

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk Prime: SHOOT HIM!

 

[Bad Atom]

Kirk: "You got your ass kicked by Malcolm McDowell?"

Spock tries to figure out where Delta Vega really is...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Doctor Sore-ass? Really, baldy, I got a women whose ready to go upstairs (wink, wink) and you want me to fight some putz that's obsessed with his Lexus.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Cloud Festus Collection. Fall 2009

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Oy. My Captain Pike had a problem with dairy, too."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock-Prime: I believe I have retrieved Captain Kirk's final log.

 

[Captain Crow]

Nimoy: Four Caption Contests later and the stupid bastard still can't point in the right direction.

Mr. Hankey: HOWDY-HOO!!!

Nimoy: Oh great, I'm being upstaged by a scene stealing Shat again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Personal Log: Do not eat Mexican while wearing winter clothing.