TNG Caption This #159 - 'Res-Q-Phone'

[Triskelion]

Data: Is that the world's smallest violin, Doctor?
Crusher: No, Data. It's your new extension.

Picard: What is it girl? Trouble down at the old mine?
Riva: The hell?

 

[jep]

"DAMNIT PICARD, I DON'T NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE F*CKING KISS OF LIFE!!!"

And thus, Captain Picard proves that Riva has been lying all along about his inability to speak.

 

[NathanielM]

Data: What are you trynig to tell me Doctor, I am not adequately, uh let us say "Hung?"

Crusher: No, Data. I don't need to see it, Tasha said it was that big.

Picard: Good god man did timmy fall down the old well again? Quick call Lassie! LASSSIE!
Riva: Wha?

 

[NathanielM]

- Crusher: Now I am gonna teach you this... its like this Data. "Ohhh Snap."

Data: Are you serious Doctor?

 

[cultcross]

Done here