I've been reading the old Barky threads, and he was way funnier. This show reads like a Mary Worth comic by comparison.
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
- Thread starter MadBaggins
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Man, if MB is a real person, he is one sick puppy.
Oh I don't know. His why is Scotty Black? one was pretty funny.
The long awaited return of the Stone Cold Stunner and it happens offscreen?!
I feel cheated.
It looks like a mistake has finally been made.
So the score is:
Squiggy 423
Cakes 1
You guys are classic!!!
Just because I accidently (or was it on PURPOSE) typed "cakeass" instead of "cakessss" you guys all get obsesed with her and her ass. Come on, guys. ALL girls on this board must have asses. How else could they be sitting down, lol. No, but it's funny how guys will instantly start trying to impress a girl on a message board. As if any of you will ever meet her!! But keep it up, it's fun, lol!
Anyway, I've been talking to LDG all day. She's really understanding. I've been revealing MORE AND MORE of my personal information to her. She's had some mental health issues too (she's bi-polar) so we've been helping each other with that. Unfortunately I've had to tell her more wrestling lies, to keep that ticking along. I was trying to downplay it as much as I could, so that I could eventually reveal that I'm not REALLY a professional sports entertainer and she would say "oh, that's okay, it wasn't a big deal" but when she asked when my next match was I blurted out (typed out) "SUNDAY AND THEY'RE TAPING IT FOR TV." Why would I say that? I think I should take the meds again, lol.
(But really, I'm not takng them.)
Mom got mental health black guy up to see me today but I knew how to answer his questions and get him to leave!
I finally talked to Alicia. She said the movie's delayed anyway as she's been fighting pretty massivley with her girlfriend. Apparently the police were even called out to the place they're staying the other night and Alicia had mysterious bruises on her face. So that's good for me.
And I was kicked out of this thread on my cakeass .....and this is the post you come up with? Tsk tsk tsk....very disappointed and how do you know that I'm not going to meet anybody from this message board? I most certainly am. At least I'm not lying to people prior to meeting them such as you are. Yeah that's a great beginning to whatever you're trying to achieve with her...good idea to start off with lies and deception.
Yeah that's a great beginning to whatever you're trying to achieve with her...good idea to start off with lies and deception.
I wouldn't diss MB's mad lying skill. Every single female he has slept with has only happened because of the lies and deception, so on form the only way he can get any is to lie...lets face it he doesn't have anything else going for him.
Nah...I'm not dissing -- just stating the facts LOL. Lying to get laid is an epidemic in this country/world LOL....it's certainly not unique to Mr. MB.
But MB...since your adept at lying, can't you just make up some good shit to contribute to your own thread? I mean come on...you lie to this girl but not to us? I thought we were special.
But MB...since your adept at lying, can't you just make up some good shit to contribute to your own thread? I mean come on...you lie to this girl but not to us? I thought we were special.
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Is he still at college? I can't recall.
Neither does leaving half-way through the spring semester to troll for ass in a van.
They also require "going to class".
But this is MadBaggins world so it is entirely possible that he still goes to school.
I think he dropped out while his mom spent those 3 days in rehab.
I just applied to Macomb Community College and, as near as I can tell, they're application process goes like this:
Did you graduate high school?
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No
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Did you receive a GED?
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No
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Do you promise to get one while attending classes here?
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No
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Come on, Please?-----Ok, I'll try.----- Accepted!
Anyone can go to community college. However, they don't have a program for Stone Cold Stunner majors... I checked.
I love ASCII-inspired flowcharts.
Here ya' go!
^ They should have one. Degree programs for the Stone Cold Stunner specifically, up to doctorate level. That would have been my first choice. I had to pass on my second choice too because it turns out bikini inspection isn't what I thought it was. I went with my third choice: Marketing.
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