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caption contest 39: faze inducers

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Triskelion

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Well twist my arm and call me Selik, that's another one in the can. Sorry to be a bit delayed, I had a small brushfire on my derriere, but all is well now! Let's get this show on the warp trail!

But first, a Public Service Announcement:

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And now...

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We had two wins by ChristopherPike this time! Captions that 'set the scene', very nicely done! Great job and we look forward to hearing more from you! :bolian:

This contest also saw a win by captain crow who said something that everyone on the production crew probably thought at one point. :bolian:

And finally a 'chop shop award to Nerys Myk for not only having the funniest photoshop caption in the contest, but also for having the ONLY photoshop caption in the contest! That's one way of cementing your 'cap cred'! :bolian:



First Image:

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Tucker is busy climbing. The slightest slip could mean disaster.


All of sudden we hear Patrick Stewart:
"To boldly go where no one has gone before..."


Trip: "Dang. Who the hell can that be?"

♫ Da-da-dee-da-da, da, da, da dee da-da ♫



In space... no one can hear your ringtone.


Second Image:

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Voice Over: "Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, Security Officier's Journal, December 30th 2156:
At the behest of Starfleet Command, I'm heading up an enquiry into shipboard fraternization after several complaints being received about our Chief Engineer. I am of course, conducting this in the strictest confidence and will not let my long standing friendship with Mister Tucker affect my judgment in this regard."

- - -

Trip: (checking the spinner) "Look! I'm telling you... right hand yellow!"

T'Pol: "I fail to see the point of this game, Mr. Tucker.

Putting males and females together in precarious positions, straddled across a plastic sheet on the floor...

...and what was that about a forfeit? Taking off an item of clothing if an elbow or knee touches the matt?"


Malcolm Reed enters the room, overhears the end of the conversation, before doing a complete U-turn, whistling all the way.


Third Image:

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Phlox: This should help suppress your over acting for a few minutes.


'Chop Shop Award:

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MCCHEESE: Sorry, it's a medical condition.


Congratulations to the winners!

Your prize:


A slightly worn, but well preserved Aenar intern gown!

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And one ultraviolet crime scene wand!

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And one slightly used but well-preserved Evidence Container!


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Go forth, interplanetary crimestoppers and keepers of moral authority! Vaya con dios, thou champions of good. Vaya con dios.


Our next contest features the evil Xindi lair high atop a mountain not carved to look like somebody's face, but evil nonetheless - and a beaming out future preserver / founder / saurian / borgqueen-type person, and a beaming in something with possibly funny overtones. Have at:

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_____________________________

Boot up!

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:cool::rommie::vulcan:
 
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Xindi Council, right Arboreal to left Insectoid:

"So we're all agreed. The Human's bubble-blowing is indeed impressive".

"I've seen better"

"How does he do that?"

"Heh, heh. Pretty."

Xindi Council, left Primate to right Reptilian:

"Pathetic! I've seen Degra's kids do better"

"Well thank you, friend, but I do like the colours. That said, Archer, you're getting the floor soapy".

"We will kill you for that"

"Dolim polished it only yesterday, you see".
 
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"Greetings, whomever receives this message. I represent the national bank of a small planet out beyond the Expanse, named....er....."Ther". Yes, that's right. The citizens of this planet require your help to complete the shift over to our new banking system this month, and we require a place to safely deposit the remaining fifteen percent of our planetary holdings. If you would kindly send us your account details we can, in exchange for a sum of 500,000 quatloos being transferred permanently, make use of your generosity to..."

"Inform Commander Dolim and the Xindi Council. This "Errth" shall be destroyed."

"At once, sir"
 
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"Woo-hoo! Xindi-Land Park! We're here! Say, Degra, I know the Aquatics contributed the log flumes, the Arboreals the sudden-drop-from-a-large-height ride, the Reptilians the big, violently shaky rollercoasters and the Insectoids the ghost-train-in-the-dark thrill ride. What did your people contribute?"

"*sigh* The Carousel. It has pink ponies."

"Can we skip that bit?"

"*sigh* Yes."
 
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Archer: "What a dump."

Degra: "Please, Captain! That is our most sacred ground."

Archer: "Fine. What a sacred dump."

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Dolim: "Crap, a pop-up."

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It wasn't until it was fully materialized that instead of the crucial evidence Archer wanted to show to the council, it was instead Trip in his bathtub.
 
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ARCHER:"This place is supposed to be sacred to the Xindi?"

DEGRA:"Don't judge it now. It was much nicer before the Epic Fail Wars."

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DOLLIM:"Alright...WHO activated the asexual albino program?"

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The Xindi Council was so excited and impressed by Archer's testimony that the Insectoid member ejected a cloud of reproductive spores.
 
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ARCHER:"Nice place. Why do I get the feeling you're about to tell me it DOESN'T have a toilet?"
 
And finally a 'chop shop award to Nerys Myk for not only having the funniest photoshop caption in the contest, but also for having the ONLY photoshop caption in the contest! That's one way of cementing your 'cap cred'! :bolian:
Aw, you missed my Spaceballs homage? :lol:
 
Thanks for choosing me as one of the winners Triskelion.


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Guy on left: Crap! We're losing her signal! Somebody jiggle the rabbit ears!

Guy on right: Maybe if I hold on to them and stand on one leg while waving my left arm around the signal might come in better.


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Archer: That's one big ass toilet seat.


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Bakula, thinking: I hope I can get a butt load of TV and movie offers when the show ends after season seven.

[throws coin in fountain]


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Archer: So how long will it take for me to get my ass kicked after we land?
 
And finally a 'chop shop award to Nerys Myk for not only having the funniest photoshop caption in the contest, but also for having the ONLY photoshop caption in the contest! That's one way of cementing your 'cap cred'! :bolian:
Aw, you missed my Spaceballs homage? :lol:

I do love a good Spaceballs homage Skywalker! Sorry, I did miss it. At the time of judging all I could see was a note from Photobucket saying it's been moved or deleted?

No soup for you! :D
 
Ah, whoops. I'd moved all my Trek BBS images to a new folder after finally organizing my Photobucket account, I must have forgotten to change the link. :o

Oh well. No worries. :techman:
 
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Degra: "We've been circling for hours, when are you going to land."
Archer: "It doesn't look safe here. It's bad luck to land near a rock formation that doesn't look as if it's in Southern California."

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"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only... Oh, sorry. Wrong number."

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Degra: "The Xindi Bukakke Council is in session. Will the Earthers take their positions?"
 
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