Do you speak Train? (visual joke)

[trekkiedane]

I thought I'd better share this:

There will be a short delay to your journey whilst we complete important earthwork.

Unit 8877 is unavailable for service because it is undergoing a modification program.

No train service this weekend due to a major track upgrading project.

Bridge closed to road traffic for purposes of routine maintenance.

Trains have been delayed due to a minor points failure.

We shut down the second engine because it overheated.

Now you have to share if you have similar collections of images from weird e-mails!

 

[Plecostomus]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b...rains/Unit8877isunavailableforservicebeca.jpg

I would like to know the story behind that one.

 

[Holdfast]

Force choke?

 

[Candlelight]

This happened at our local train station except it destroyed a walk bridge. Only one person was injured. Will post pictures when I find them.

 

[Brent]

I don't get this thread, are we making fun of train wrecks or something?

 

[trekkiedane]

We're posting visual jokes we've received in e-mail form -the subject is all up to those that mailed to you!

Don't you get this sort of procrastination mails?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I speak Jive.

 

[tehfunz0rz]

We're posting visual jokes we've received in e-mail form -the subject is all up to those that mailed to you!

Don't you get this sort of procrastination mails?

I know those sorts of people. When I do, I usually block them. Here, though, it's good fun.

Trekkiedane, are those captions your own?

 

[trekkiedane]

Trekkiedane, are those captions your own?

No, they came with the mail.

Here's a new(ish) one:

Who's the best mother?

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(I wonder how the one with the snails got in there )