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Everyone gets a free pass to insult I, Jayson!

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I am so pissed at myself right now! I just payed $40 for a guy to come unlock my truck doors, because I thought I left my keys in it. I usally keep my wallet out in my truck, unless I have alot of money in it, because if I don't I will always forget to bring it with me, when I go to places.

Wel lI knew I would need to drive my sister's truck because I am going to be using it to pick up my nephew after school for awhile. I used my truck keys to unlock my door and I guess I thought I left them in the truck, instead of bringing it with me to ride in my sister's truck. Turns out my keys were in her truck, under the backseat in the most mpossible hard place to imagine you would find lost keys. So now I am out of $40 that could have been better spent on strippers and movie's and Stargate :Atlantis's final season which I was going to buy, next payday. Granted I will still get these things but now I am going to have to be late paying back my mom, who I borrowed the money from.


Therefore I will begin the insutls. Jason you stupid motherfraker! Your so dumb you proably tink mad cow disease is what happens to angry fat people. Your so fat, that if you were saturn, you couldn't even fit inside your rings! Your so ugly that you wouldn't even have sex with you! Also your going to die alone as a virgin and everyone hates you and hopes you die a painful death. Your the worst human to ever exsit! Just die already, for loosing my/your money on your stupidity!


Jason
 
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I am so pissed at myself right now! I just payed $40 for a guy to come unlock my truck doors, because I thought I left my keys in it. I usally keep my wallet out in my truck, unless I have alot of money in it, because if I don't I will always forget to bring it with me, when I go to places.

Wel lI knew I would need to drive my sister's truck because I am going to be using it to pick up my nephew after school for awhile. I used my truck keys to unlock my door and I guess I thought I left them in the truck, instead of bringing it with me to ride in my sister's truck. Turns out my keys were in her truck, under the backseat in the most mpossible hard place to imagine you would find lost keys. So now I am out of $40 that could have been better spent on strippers and movie's and Stargate :Atlantis's final season which I was going to buy, next payday. Granted I will still get these things but now I am going to have to be late paying back my mom, who I borrowed the money from.


Therefore I will begin the insutls. Jason you stupid motherfraker! Your so dumb you proably tink mad cow disease is what happens to angry fat people. Your so fat, that if you were saturn, you couldn't even fit inside your rings! Your so ugly that you wouldn't even have sex with you! Also your going to die alone as a virgin and everyone hates you and hopes you die a painful death. Your the worst human to ever exsit! Just die already, for loosing my/your money on your stupidity!


Jason

You want us to insult you? in Misc? where flaming is warnable offence? are you for real?
 
I am so pissed at myself right now! I just payed $40 for a guy to come unlock my truck doors, because I thought I left my keys in it. I usally keep my wallet out in my truck, unless I have alot of money in it, because if I don't I will always forget to bring it with me, when I go to places.

Wel lI knew I would need to drive my sister's truck because I am going to be using it to pick up my nephew after school for awhile. I used my truck keys to unlock my door and I guess I thought I left them in the truck, instead of bringing it with me to ride in my sister's truck. Turns out my keys were in her truck, under the backseat in the most mpossible hard place to imagine you would find lost keys. So now I am out of $40 that could have been better spent on strippers and movie's and Stargate :Atlantis's final season which I was going to buy, next payday. Granted I will still get these things but now I am going to have to be late paying back my mom, who I borrowed the money from.


Therefore I will begin the insutls. Jason you stupid motherfraker! Your so dumb you proably tink mad cow disease is what happens to angry fat people. Your so fat, that if you were saturn, you couldn't even fit inside your rings! Your so ugly that you wouldn't even have sex with you! Also your going to die alone as a virgin and everyone hates you and hopes you die a painful death. Your the worst human to ever exsit! Just die already, for loosing my/your money on your stupidity!


Jason

You want us to insult you? in Misc? where flaming is warnable offence? are you for real?

It's okay if the person, gives you there permission to insult them. I am giving ya my permission, since I am really angry at myself and frankly I deserve, any insult you can think of. I should have looked harder for the keys, before calling a locksmith. I just hate the idea of loosing money, because I did something stupid.

Jason
 
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