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I think I'm in love with my best friend!

I don't know. But if the season finale isn't a cliffhanger with Alicia, her girlfriend, MadBaggins, and Thames all having sex on camera, I won't be back next year.
Didn't we have the orgy ending last season? I want something new. Maybe MadBaggins could profess his love for Thames and right before they're about to do it Alicia comes out in a jealous rage and kills Thames with a bowling ball.

The orgy ending is classic. And if they do it every season, there's almost a cyclical quality to his life. It's like a white trash version of BSG. "All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again..."
 
It was a very Star Trekkian in it's application too. For 55 minutes there's nothing but drama and after some random event, all is better and everyone laughs as the credits roll.
 
^ The Thamester is black.

I mentioned this last season but no one believed me. This time, I dug up the relevant post from Season One: http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=1071478&postcount=56

It clearly states in the forth paragraph that MadBaggins thought Alicia was uneasy around The Thamesinator because he was black, but it turns out it was just Asperger's.

So he is...well, I'd still like Blink to reappear. She was one of my favourites from the original thread.

No prizes for anyone if as part of this movie MB and Thames end up having to kiss and it erupts feeling throughout MB's pants.
 
^ The Thamester is black.

I mentioned this last season but no one believed me. This time, I dug up the relevant post from Season One: http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=1071478&postcount=56

It clearly states in the forth paragraph that MadBaggins thought Alicia was uneasy around The Thamesinator because he was black, but it turns out it was just Asperger's.

So he is...well, I'd still like Blink to reappear. She was one of my favourites from the original thread.

No prizes for anyone if as part of this movie MB and Thames end up having to kiss and it erupts feeling throughout MB's pants.

Are you implying MB is a premature ejaculator? That's mean. We all know he can go for at least 3 hours.
 
I think Alicia should turn these threads into scripts and make the television show analogy a reality.

I'd buy the DVDs.
 
This season needs to step it up a bit and get to a little action. I find myself reaching for the remote, just boring exposition without anything going on...
 
Sorry for not coming online yesterday, I had a busy day. Alicia emailed over the script for her movie. It was VERY GOOD. Definitely the best thing of hers I've ever read. But there was one problem: my character hardly had anything to do! Me and the other stoner character aren't even in most of the scenes, and when we ARE in it we hardly say anything, we just look around confused and at one point I throw up over a cat! This is NOT a good use of me and I was so mad I wrote an angry email to Alicia, but then calmed down because I knew this was the kind of rash thing the OLD me would have done, and deleted it. I had a lucky escape there.

But I'm still angry. Alicia said the stoner characters were almost like C3PO and R2D2, but they are nothing of the sort. More like Jar Jar Binks, if anything! Instead of getting angry though, I decided to start rewriting parts of her script to give the stoners more to do.

This took about six hours, then my mom came up to my room and said she is worried about me. I haven't said this here, but I've been having some problems since I came back from my trip. I didn't even want to say it here because a SMALL majority of people on this board can be very rude and nasty and say nasty and rude things whenever someone says anything about their personal life. I've seen it happen to Trekker and Jayson a lot and even to me to a much smaller extent.

But I've hardly left the house since I got home.

Maybe it's because of the Thames thing. Maybe missing the freedom of the van. Maybe because of all the crazy stuff I've done here and not wanting to face it. Maybe just depression at the state of the world (can you believe Scotland let the man who blew up a town out of prison?) Maybe a combination of all these things and more. I practically have panic attacks whenever I try to step out of the door. I can't face the outside world. I've been locked in here with my comics and my computer, other than when my mother has forced me to go out.

She insisted I leave the house for some fresh air, so I finally did it, even though I was only wearing socks and not shoes. I though I should go back for my shoes after about am minute, but then some kids were riding past. I panicked and hid behind a shrub. Then I turned and ran home and got my shoes. I felt so messed up.

Then I walked toward's my ex's hosue. I know I shouldn't have, but I just wanted to see Chuck and Lisa, to see how they've grown. There was no one home. I went ruond the back and tried to find the key she usually left under a flower pot, but it wasn't there. I guess she doesn't even trust me now. I looked in the back window and could feel tears in my eyes.

Then a mad though took me, to run for Thames for comfort, now that I was out of the house. I could feel myself being physically pulled in this direction. But instead I turned and ran home. I nearly knocked a kid off his bike as I did.

I'm not going out again until I complete this script! It is my new goal in life. I WILL make it great and I WILL make Alicia admit it's great. Then the movie will be made and I will have done something worthwhile again.
 
Any chance Alicia can get Ted McGinley for this movie? I'm just not getting into this season, maybe a hiatus is in order. You just need to work out the kinks a little bit.
 
Sorry for not coming online yesterday, I had a busy day.
Yeah, all that sitting in your room that you describe later in the post, I don't know how you manage being so busy.

Alicia emailed over the script for her movie. It was VERY GOOD. Definitely the best thing of hers I've ever read.
This time she hits you over the head with a bowling ball and then sets you on fire?! Wow, that does sound good.

But there was one problem: my character hardly had anything to do!
You can't act. There's a reason why extras aren't given primary roles in films.

Me and the other stoner character aren't even in most of the scenes, and when we ARE in it we hardly say anything, we just look around confused and at one point I throw up over a cat!
You should piss some blood on him first to make him mad.

But I'm still angry. Alicia said the stoner characters were almost like C3PO and R2D2, but they are nothing of the sort. More like Jar Jar Binks, if anything! Instead of getting angry though, I decided to start rewriting parts of her script to give the stoners more to do.
Do a search for "Friends", "Dr Drake Ramoray" and "elevator-shaft".

This took about six hours, then my mom came up to my room and said she is worried about me. I haven't said this here, but I've been having some problems since I came back from my trip.
Don't worry, thousands of men suffer from the problem of erectile dysfunction. :) It's nothing to be ashamed of, although we are all going to laugh at you for it.

But I've hardly left the house since I got home.
Because of the erectile dysfunction? Wow, you must have a really bad case.

I practically have panic attacks whenever I try to step out of the door. I can't face the outside world. I've been locked in here with my comics and my computer, other than when my mother has forced me to go out.
This season has gone from gay sex to agoraphobia? :( I was hoping for a more interesting direction this season.

She insisted I leave the house for some fresh air, so I finally did it, even though I was only wearing socks and not shoes. I though I should go back for my shoes after about am minute, but then some kids were riding past. I panicked and hid behind a shrub.
:wtf:

Then I turned and ran home and got my shoes. I felt so messed up.
You should do, you hide from 8 year-olds.

Then a mad though took me, to run for Thames for comfort, now that I was out of the house. I could feel myself being physically pulled in this direction.
The lure of buttsex is a strong one, you must relinquish yourself to its power.

But instead I turned and ran home.
Aww. :(

I nearly knocked a kid off his bike as I did.
Serves the kid right, how dare he be out in the middle of the day terrifying grown men.

I'm not going out again until I complete this script! It is my new goal in life. I WILL make it great and I WILL make Alicia admit it's great.
By threatening her with a stone-cold stunner?

Then the movie will be made and I will have done something worthwhile again.
Yes, you will have thrown up over a cat. Barack Obama will want to thank you in person for your contribution to society.
 
I'm not going out again until I complete this script! It is my new goal in life. I WILL make it great and I WILL make Alicia admit it's great. Then the movie will be made and I will have done something worthwhile again.

Are you sure you're not getting into that just to divert yourself from more pressing and unpleasant matters, i.e. Thames, finding a job?
 
Dude, shouldn't you ask the writer's permission if you can change the script? That is major rude to do that - she might decide you're too much hassle (what a surprise) and get someone else to fill the role.

Here's what to do, just ask her every few minutes "What's my motivation, maaaan?" A good director has to explain to her stars what they're doing there. And you are a star. Yes you are. Don't let her tell you otherwise.

Oh, and btw, see a psychiatrist, you need to sort out the agoraphobia (look it up).
 
Curses, an update!

I'm in Florida for the STS-128 launch. Trekker will serve as acting Squiggy until I get home Tuesday afternoon.
 
. . .Alicia said the stoner characters were almost like C3PO and R2D2, but they are nothing of the sort. More like Jar Jar Binks, if anything! Instead of getting angry though, I decided to start rewriting parts of her script to give the stoners more to do.

Are these stoners by any chance named Major Barcalow and Ducky?

. . .She insisted I leave the house for some fresh air, so I finally did it, even though I was only wearing socks and not shoes.
So you were naked except for your socks?

I thought I should go back for my shoes after about am minute,
Your shoes?! How about your pants?

. . .but then some kids were riding past. I panicked and hid behind a shrub. Then I turned and ran home and got my shoes. I felt so messed up.
If I was walking down the street naked except for my socks and shoes, I'd feel pretty messed up, too.

Then I walked towards my ex's house. I know I shouldn't have, but I just wanted to see Chuck and Lisa, to see how they've grown.
So, you're walking around butt-naked, and the first thing you think about is your ex's kids? What the frak?

There was no one home. I went ruond the back and tried to find the key she usually left under a flower pot, but it wasn't there. I guess she doesn't even trust me now.
You're lucky the neighbors didn't notice the naked guy trespassing in her yard.

I looked in the back window and could feel tears in my eyes.
But not the breeze on your ass?

Then a mad though took me, to run for Thames for comfort, now that I was out of the house. I could feel myself being physically pulled in this direction.
Yes, running naked (except for your socks and shoes) into the bakery and jumping into Thames' arms would have been an excellent idea.

But instead I turned and ran home. I nearly knocked a kid off his bike as I did.
Wow, so now you're guilty of exposing yourself to a minor, and assault on said minor. And since you almost knocked him over while you were naked, I could even see it being upgraded to lewd and lascivious assault. Good job. Nancy Grace would have a field day with you.
 
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