I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of pornos were thrown out in error and countless masturbatory fantasies were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. 
I'm so done with porn movies.
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You're practically on the verge of a full-blown orgasmic meltdown just reading TrekBBS. Let's not set the reactor core on fire while we're at it.
Case in point.
OK then. I'll be in my bunk.
*waits for a joke about "cores" being on fire*
Don't make me get excited again. 
He canna take much more of this captain!
He canna take much more of this captain!
One last show for the road?
Well, that would explain why he hasn't replied recently; somehow I doubt he went straight to bed...
Indeed. You'll note he said he was throwing out his porn tomorrow.
Which means he could have an accumulation of up to 24 hours of the stuff.
Most impressive.
Most impressive.
[Darth Vader] Impressive. Most impressive. [/Darth Vader]
Search your collection, you know it to be true!
Hmm. We can take that whole movie out of context. 
Luke....I am your fluffer!
Nooooooo!
Nooooooo!
Why the sudden change? Did you see something disturbing? Like a chick blowing a donkey or something with midgets? There's nothing wrong with porn(well some of it is gross). Just hang on to it until you feel your ready to watch it again. Or just toss out the bad ones.
I have a new idea: Put up a sign reading USED PORN.
It'll be hilarious watching how people are interested, but are afraid to touch it.
I have a new idea: Put up a sign reading USED PORN.
It'll be hilarious watching how people are interested, but are afraid to touch it.
I thought Supreme Admiral said he was deaf. Are porn films closed-caption? How did he ever follow the story lines?
They have story lines?
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