I have decided to start peeing, while standing up!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You don't lift the seat to piss?

Yes, I do. Your point being?

In any case, I'm not talking about the seat. Check the walls around your toilet some time.

Also clean.

And if you're pissing on the walls, you got bigger problems to deal with, I think...

 

[RoJoHen]

Seriously. I mean, does your pee spray out of your penis in all directions? Mine doesn't. It comes out in a nice single stream, which I aim into the toilet bowl (and yes, I lift the seat). There might be the occasional drip around the rim of the bowl, but it's certainly not spraying anywhere beyond the toilet.

 

[Goliath]

Double post.

 

[Goliath]

You don't lift the seat to piss?

Yes, I do. Your point being?

I wasn't talking to you.

In any case, I'm not talking about the seat. Check the walls around your toilet some time.

Also clean.

Then your experience is quite different from mine.

In my experience, no matter where you aim in the bowl, you inevitably splash a little. And if the toilet bowl is close up against the wall or the washstand cabinet, it inevitably splashes a little on these surfaces, requiring almost constant cleaning.

And if you're pissing on the walls, you got bigger problems in store, I think...

You know what? I don't appreciate this kind of comment at all, and I want you to stop it. Now.

I have notified the moderators twice now, about this type of trolling, while doing my best to keep my temper in the face of your infantilizing insults.

But as usual, the moderation in this forum is a joke.

"Did you notify the moderator," indeed. I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face.

 

[RoJoHen]

And if you're pissing on the walls, you got bigger problems in store, I think...

You know what? I don't appreciate this kind of comment at all, and I want you to stop it. Now.

I have notified the moderators twice now, about this type of trolling, while doing my best to keep my temper in the face of your infantilizing insults.

But as usual, the moderation in this forum is a joke.

"Did you notify the moderator," indeed. I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face.

Or it's possible the mods just don't consider a comment like that to be trolling. I sure don't.

 

[Goliath]

And if you're pissing on the walls, you got bigger problems in store, I think...

You know what? I don't appreciate this kind of comment at all, and I want you to stop it. Now.

I have notified the moderators twice now, about this type of trolling, while doing my best to keep my temper in the face of your infantilizing insults.

But as usual, the moderation in this forum is a joke.

"Did you notify the moderator," indeed. I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face.

Or it's possible the mods just don't consider a comment like that to be trolling. I sure don't.

Of course you don't. You're the one doing the trolling.

In any case, see above about the joke-like nature of the moderation in this forum.

 

[RoJoHen]

You know what? I don't appreciate this kind of comment at all, and I want you to stop it. Now.

I have notified the moderators twice now, about this type of trolling, while doing my best to keep my temper in the face of your infantilizing insults.

But as usual, the moderation in this forum is a joke.

"Did you notify the moderator," indeed. I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face.

Or it's possible the mods just don't consider a comment like that to be trolling. I sure don't.

Of course you don't. You're the one doing the trolling.

I don't even know how to respond to that.

 

[Drogo]

Real Men stand and pee... What's this sitting down crap?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And I meant "you" in a general sense. I wasn't talking about anyone specific.

Or, to put it another way..."I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Goliath]

Or it's possible the mods just don't consider a comment like that to be trolling. I sure don't.

Of course you don't. You're the one doing the trolling.

I don't even know how to respond to that.

Very few people ever knowingly do wrong.

Most people are able to convince themselves that the wrong thing is actually the right thing--that there's nothing wrong with what they're doing.

You know--like people who insult and belittle other people on internet discussion forums. I'm sure they think their behaviour is perfectly justifiable.

Although, to be perfectly clear, I suppose I should have said "You're one of the people doing the trolling." You didn't post that comment I quoted.

 

[SPOCKED]

aaaand we're done.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

And if you're pissing on the walls, you got bigger problems in store, I think...

You know what? I don't appreciate this kind of comment at all, and I want you to stop it. Now.

I have notified the moderators twice now, about this type of trolling, while doing my best to keep my temper in the face of your infantilizing insults.

But as usual, the moderation in this forum is a joke.

"Did you notify the moderator," indeed. I'm surprised they can say that with a straight face.

We didn't feel their comments were actionable. If you still feel they are, or would like to express your opinion on the moderation here, please feel free to start an MA thread on the subject. You can bypass the usual PM rules and just start it up with a link to this thread. Mention that you had our permission to do so.