I have decided to start peeing, while standing up!

[Jayson]

Strip clubs are kind of fun, as long as you don't become one of those people that basically live in the place.

This is another thing I've never understood.

I went to a few strip clubs, years ago, and frankly didn't see the appeal.

The appeal is naked or girls in skimpy outfits. The lapdances are the closest thing I have had to sex. I also see it as a good chance to sort of practice, with my hands for when the real thing happens. Plus they got a pool table and it's fun to play pool.

Jason

 

[Goliath]

Reading is alot of fun, when you poop. Pooping to me is just a really boring thing to do. You just sit there, waiting for it to come out. Might as well read while your doing it. I sometimes wil leven bring in my small dvd player and watch dvd's.

If you're in there long enough to get bored, then perhaps you should consult the "How is Your Colon" thread.

 

[Pingfah]

What's so great about standing to pee? Much easier to SIT and read a magazine--and tidier. At least, that's what Hubby says. But then he likes to read in the bathroom and loses track of time, and says sitting is easier because he's ready no matter what and can just read.

Going for a piss takes about 30 seconds, sitting down is considerably more effort than it's worth

 

[Jayson]

If you're in there long enough to get bored, then perhaps you should consult the "How is Your Colon" thread.

It does take me time. I eat alot and i'm fat so things don't move as fast for me as it does skinny people. Plus I hate wiping. It's the most disjusting thing a human being does on a dialy basis so I sometimes proscrinate and that makes the reading material come in handy.

Jason

 

[sidious618]

I don't like to pee standing up. I like sitting on the toilet; makes me feel as if I'm a king on my throne.

 

[RoJoHen]

What's so great about standing to pee? Much easier to SIT and read a magazine--and tidier. At least, that's what Hubby says. But then he likes to read in the bathroom and loses track of time, and says sitting is easier because he's ready no matter what and can just read.

Going for a piss takes about 30 seconds, sitting down is considerably more effort than it's worth

Agreed.

Standing up, all I have to do is unzip and pull it out, pee, then put it back and re-zip.

If I wanted to sit down, I would need to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, unzip my zipper, pull my pants down, sit down, pee, stand back up, pull up my pants, button my pants, re-zip my zipper, and re-buckle my belt.

Sitting takes so much more effort.

 

[Geckothan]

Make sure you buy some bathroom cleaning products.

While standing urination is more comfortable and convenient, it does require a bit of extra cleaning, due to the splashing it creates.

Learn to aim

 

[Smiley]

In private, who is going to care how you take care of business? In public, your longtime acquaintances might notice that you don't use the urinals, but they probably won't care. However, in public restrooms, there are fewer sanitation worries if you're standing up. Just some food for thought.

 

[Trekker4747]

Congrats. You're now on level with a 5 year old boy.

 

[Jayson]

Congrats. You're now on level with a 5 year old boy.

More adult men than you think, pee when sitting down. At least that's what I would tell myself so as to feel more manly about it. The difference between a 5 year old boy and a male adult is for us adult's it's a life choice. We have the wisdom and maturity of experience to pick the way we want to pee, that we are most comfortable with.

Jason

 

[propita]

Standing up, all I have to do is unzip and pull it out, pee, then put it back and re-zip.

If I wanted to sit down, I would need to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, unzip my zipper, pull my pants down, sit down, pee, stand back up, pull up my pants, button my pants, re-zip my zipper, and re-buckle my belt.

Sitting takes so much more effort.

No using a bit of TP to clean up? Ewww. Glad my Hubby is a tidy man.

 

[TheGodBen]

Standing up, all I have to do is unzip and pull it out, pee, then put it back and re-zip.

You forgot the shake, that's the most important part.

 

[RoJoHen]

Standing up, all I have to do is unzip and pull it out, pee, then put it back and re-zip.

If I wanted to sit down, I would need to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants, unzip my zipper, pull my pants down, sit down, pee, stand back up, pull up my pants, button my pants, re-zip my zipper, and re-buckle my belt.

Sitting takes so much more effort.

No using a bit of TP to clean up? Ewww. Glad my Hubby is a tidy man.

Clean what up? I don't get pee on myself!

Sounds more like your hubby is a girly man.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Make sure you buy some bathroom cleaning products.

While standing urination is more comfortable and convenient, it does require a bit of extra cleaning, due to the splashing it creates.

Learn to aim

yeah, what's all this about splashing all around? Unless you're doing jumping jacks or you're in an airplane bathroom, it shouldn't be a mess. Just stand still and aim, how hard could that be?

 

[RoJoHen]

Make sure you buy some bathroom cleaning products.

While standing urination is more comfortable and convenient, it does require a bit of extra cleaning, due to the splashing it creates.

Learn to aim

yeah, what's all this about splashing all around? Unless you're doing jumping jacks or you're in an airplane bathroom, it shouldn't be a mess. Just stand still and aim, how hard could that be?

It sounds like some people need a refresher course in potty training.

 

[Goliath]

You guys obviously don't clean your own bathrooms.

 

[RoJoHen]

You guys obviously don't clean your own bathrooms.

I actually just cleaned it yesterday, and there was no pee on the seat. Peeing isn't hard.

 

[Goliath]

You guys obviously don't clean your own bathrooms.

I actually just cleaned it yesterday, and there was no pee on the seat. Peeing isn't hard.

You don't lift the seat to piss?

In any case, I'm not talking about the seat. Check the walls around your toilet some time.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You guys obviously don't clean your own bathrooms.

I actually just cleaned it yesterday, and there was no pee on the seat. Peeing isn't hard.

I clean my own bathroom every day. This ain't rocket science here. If your pee goes into the bowl, it shouldn't go anywhere frickin' ELSE!

 

[Goliath]

^See my reply above.