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I have decided to start peeing, while standing up!

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Jayson

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Years ago I asked a thread, if there was any guys who would pee while sitting down. I don't know why I started doing it, since it not very manly, but then I figured most people won't know so it isn't going to make a difference.

Anyways since that thread I have started to do more manly things like ask girls out and go to stripclubs and I actually have friends now that I can partake in male bonding stuff with like, watching sports and making fun of each other.

I am now down to 3 things to go tro complete my transition into a full man! I need to have sex. Everyone knows about that goal. I need to shoot a gun. Not sure when I can do that, since I don't own a gun and I am afraid of them but I guess I will someday find away to do this. The other manly thing is to start peeing, while standing up. Unlike the gun and sex, this should be a easy goal to acomplish.

I want any of my fellow pee sitter's to join me. Together let's reclaim our manhood, together by standing at a toliet, when it's time to urinate just we were designed to do. If God wanted use to pee sitting down he would have gave us a vagina. We mock him when we sit on the toliet and do this. Who is with me?

Jason
 
Years ago I asked a thread, if there was any guys who would pee while sitting down. I don't know why I started doing it, since it not very manly, but then I figured most people won't know so it isn't going to make a difference.

Anyways since that thread I have started to do more manly things like ask girls out and go to stripclubs and I actually have friends now that I can partake in male bonding stuff with like, watching sports and making fun of each other.

I am now down to 3 things to go tro complete my transition into a full man! I need to have sex. Everyone knows about that goal. I need to shoot a gun. Not sure when I can do that, since I don't own a gun and I am afraid of them but I guess I will someday find away to do this. The other manly thing is to start peeing, while standing up. Unlike the gun and sex, this should be a easy goal to acomplish.

I want any of my fellow pee sitter's to join me. Together let's reclaim our manhood, together by standing at a toliet, when it's time to urinate just we were designed to do. If God wanted use to pee sitting down he would have gave us a vagina. We mock him when we sit on the toliet and do this. Who is with me?

Jason

Great Goals and they all revolve around shooting your load.
1) your penis/semen
2) gun/bullets
3) penis/urethra

I look forward to future updates.
 
Make sure you buy some bathroom cleaning products.

While standing urination is more comfortable and convenient, it does require a bit of extra cleaning, due to the splashing it creates.
 
Years ago I asked a thread, if there was any guys who would pee while sitting down. I don't know why I started doing it, since it not very manly, but then I figured most people won't know so it isn't going to make a difference.

Anyways since that thread I have started to do more manly things like ask girls out and go to stripclubs and I actually have friends now that I can partake in male bonding stuff with like, watching sports and making fun of each other.

I am now down to 3 things to go tro complete my transition into a full man! I need to have sex. Everyone knows about that goal. I need to shoot a gun. Not sure when I can do that, since I don't own a gun and I am afraid of them but I guess I will someday find away to do this. The other manly thing is to start peeing, while standing up. Unlike the gun and sex, this should be a easy goal to acomplish.

I want any of my fellow pee sitter's to join me. Together let's reclaim our manhood, together by standing at a toliet, when it's time to urinate just we were designed to do. If God wanted use to pee sitting down he would have gave us a vagina. We mock him when we sit on the toliet and do this. Who is with me?

Jason

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I have cabinet above my toilet, and let me tell you, it's awesome!

When I'm really drunk, or really really hungover, I lean forward and put my head against it and that way, I can relax and also not fall over!

It's fantastic!
 
On a more serious note...

Jayson, I think Cakes488 makes a good point.

There are many different types of masculinity, and the particular ideal of manhood that you have chosen to emulate seems rather...um...what's the word?

Vulgar. Lower-class. Plebeian. Something like that.

Please at least consider setting your sights a little higher. No pun intended.
 
I have cabinet above my toilet, and let me tell you, it's awesome!

When I'm really drunk, or really really hungover, I lean forward and put my head against it and that way, I can relax and also not fall over!

It's fantastic!

I have a cabinet over my toilet as well, and while it has its advantages, it also has its disadvantages.

I found this out the first time I accidentally dropped my razor into the toilet.
 
I have cabinet above my toilet, and let me tell you, it's awesome!

When I'm really drunk, or really really hungover, I lean forward and put my head against it and that way, I can relax and also not fall over!

It's fantastic!

I have a cabinet over my toilet as well, and while it has its advantages, it also has its disadvantages.

I found this out the first time I accidentally dropped my razor into the toilet.

Closing the lid helps.
 
I have cabinet above my toilet, and let me tell you, it's awesome!

When I'm really drunk, or really really hungover, I lean forward and put my head against it and that way, I can relax and also not fall over!

It's fantastic!

I have a cabinet over my toilet as well, and while it has its advantages, it also has its disadvantages.

I found this out the first time I accidentally dropped my razor into the toilet.

Closing the lid helps.

Indeed it does. But like many confirmed bachelors, this is something I ordinarily neglect to do.

As Jeff Lebowski said, "the toilet seat is up, man!"
 
What's so great about standing to pee? Much easier to SIT and read a magazine--and tidier. At least, that's what Hubby says. But then he likes to read in the bathroom and loses track of time, and says sitting is easier because he's ready no matter what and can just read.
 
On a more serious note...

Jayson, I think Cakes488 makes a good point.

There are many different types of masculinity, and the particular ideal of manhood that you have chosen to emulate seems rather...um...what's the word?

Vulgar. Lower-class. Plebeian. Something like that.

Please at least consider setting your sights a little higher. No pun intended.

Well I am not going to stop being me. I still like sci-fi and humor and I beleive in manner's and treating people decently. It's not that I am changing myself into a primtive brute, but that I am embracing some aspects of the personal that is in all us males and connecting it to the more enlightened side of me. Oviously I don't want to become a truly hardcore man like Grizzly Adams. I still don't like hunting and I couldn't fix a car if my life depended on it. There are a few things though I can do, and morei mportantly I find to be somewhat enjoyable.

Strip clubs are kind of fun, as long as you don't become one of those people that basically live in the place. Sex I asume will be fun. Peeing standing up isn't fun but then again peeing while sitting down isn't fun either so those two sort of cancel themselves out. Might as well do the more manly thing since they come out equal in terms of fun.

Still not sure how the gun experience will work out. I figure though if I don't like it i can at least saw I once shot a gun. That should work in terms of being manly if I don't act all wussy doing it, and instead I try and do it with some swagger. I don't do swagger that well but I figure the effort will be good enough.

Jason
 
Personally, I've never understood the whole reading-in-the-bathroom thing.

Much better to get in, do what needs doing, get out, and read on the couch, or something.
 
Strip clubs are kind of fun, as long as you don't become one of those people that basically live in the place.

This is another thing I've never understood.

I went to a few strip clubs, years ago, and frankly didn't see the appeal.
 
Most firing ranges rent firearms. It's not necessary to own a gun.


That's true but I'm not sure if we have one of those places here. Granted this is Oklahoma so we proably have 20 of them in town and I just don't know it. I will need to look it up, eventually. My biggest fear is looking like a pyscho. I mean I have never used a gun or showed any intrest gun, so how would it look if I told people, out of the blue "You know what!" I want to go try and shoot a gun, today!"



Jason
 
It shouldn't be too difficult to find someplace to go shooting.

I once went to a local gun store for "Smith and Wesson Day". They let you shoot the S & W handgun of your choice, for free. All you had to pay for was the ammunition.

And that was in Canada. I imagine it's much easier to find such opportunities in the USA.
 
Personally, I've never understood the whole reading-in-the-bathroom thing.

Much better to get in, do what needs doing, get out, and read on the couch, or something.


Reading is alot of fun, when you poop. Pooping to me is just a really boring thing to do. You just sit there, waiting for it to come out. Might as well read while your doing it. I sometimes wil leven bring in my small dvd player and watch dvd's.

I have never know people to read though, while they pee. Peeing is something that doesn't take nearly the amount of time it does to poop, so I am surprised people would do this.

Jason
 
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