TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[ITL]

"All that stuff what you just said, but from me. Except for that last bit."

 

[captcalhoun]

for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, til i fall to the Dark Side do we part

 

[Jax]

Would this be a bad time to say am gay

 

[Zulu Romeo]

".... sorry, who are you again?"

 

[ITL]

"Your breath stinks and you look like an old man's arse. Oh, stop crying, you drama queen."

 

[captcalhoun]

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?
The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Zogi: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Ming: Certainly!
Zogi: Not to blast her into space?
[Ming glares at Zogi]
Zogi,: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ming: I do.

 

[Jax]

What you don't want to hear from your Dentist...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Is it safe?"

 

[ITL]

What you don't want to hear from your Dentist...

A really old and corny joke such as....

DENTIST:
Ah! I see that you've been having oral sex!

PATIENT:
Hehehe! Have I got a pubic hair in my teeth?

DENTIST:
No, you've got shit up your nose...







What? What?!? Oh, please yourselves...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQm6vbiGh4

 

[captcalhoun]

oh, my GOD!!!

 

[Jax]

And now am just going to insert my finger in your anus.

 

[captcalhoun]

is that a pube in your teeth?

 

[TheGodBen]

That's odd, you seem to have teeth on the top and bottom of your mouth. That's not normal, is it?

 

[ITL]

You have a real purdy mouth...you know, if I removed all of your teeth, it'd be great for oral sex...with a...dentist? Perhaps?

 

[Jax]

Oh wrong tooth

oh wrong customer

oh wait am not a dentist

opps.

 

[MetalPants]

Is this the sperm bank?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"OK, that's your front bottom teeth check complete, now to check the teeth in your mouth..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Why did you just call me Corbin Bernsen?"