Captain Robau don't give a rat's rear end about old regurgitated 70's bands. He makes his own music--every time he orders a phaser salvo.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Not quite, it's just another voice in the masses that attempts to understand and comprehend the awesomeness of Robau, and can only thusly understand an indescribably small facet of his psyche at a time. If any person were to try and immerse himself in the psyche of the Robau, the continent that person was previously standing on would be instantly destroyed in the metaphysical explosion, from Robau kicking that arrogant sob for believin it was possible.
Robau is so badass that the time/space continuum is his bitch
Onboard Soviet Kelvin, Facts About Captain Robau make you.
And sometimes they UNMAKE you because your to wussy.
Actually, in Soviet Russia, Captain Robau is exactly the same, since trying to reverse any equation that contains him will immediately cause all universes to realign themselves towards his center of badassness.
Captain Robau eats gods for breakfast.
Our Robau, being the "good" one, knew he had to shave it all off, or else the raw essence of badassery radiating from it would shatter planets. Our Robau only shatters planets if they've done something to irritate or offend him. Moderation and control are always virtues. Our Robau's badassery is precise as the scapel. Plus, there's something particularly badass about knowing he could have had the hair, and have been even more insanely powerful, but chose not to. It's as if he's giving his enemy a sliver of hope- just to make it interesting, of course. Robau enjoys intellectual stimulation. Taking 3 seconds to defeat his foe without hair is more enjoyable than taking 2 seconds to do so with hair. This is why our Robau's baldness is so awesome. He kicks your ass and utterly destroys you while mockingly letting you know that he's actually going easy on you.
Soviet Robau isn't simply more badass than you. He'll invade and annex your ass.
And if the US or U.N. try to stop him, he'll invade and annex their asses.
UN Security Council Resolutions 1567, 1709, 1944 and 1970 all failed to get Robau out of Mrs. Robau.
Robau is so badass he no longer needs a Wikipedia entry any longer as having him in the database is so powerful that it could cause the entire Internet to fall in on itself because it knows that its not even 1/10000th as bad ass as Robau is.
Robaupedia.badass
All the online knowledge you'll EVER need.
All the online knowledge you'll EVER need.
We seriously need to start the badass Robau wiki.
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FACTS ABOUT CAPTAIN ROBAU.
By 2200 A.D. it'll be the second best selling book of all time right after the Bible.
FACTS ABOUT CAPTAIN ROBAU.
By 2200 A.D. it'll be the second best selling book of all time right after the Bible.
In the mid eighties, NBC dominated the Saturday morning line up with the introduction of Robau Smurf.
Sadly this idea was scrapped when the all the kids in the test audience's heads exploded from the awesome badass when Robau Smurf appeared.
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