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Smurfette was a whore.

Cky said:
From memory, I thought Smurfette was created by Gargamel as Gargamel's evil spy on the Smurf village, but the Smurfs way of life turned her good.

Am I wrong?
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Yes. You're wrong, I'm wrong. We're all wrong, it's all wrong.
Oh God, it's so wrong.


[wanders out of thread]


J.
 
I can't believe I just looked this up.

Both versions suggest she was created by Gargamel to cause problems for the Smurfs.
 
I can't believe I just looked this up.

Both versions suggest she was created by Gargamel to cause problems for the Smurfs.
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Sort a Eve and the apple thing, eh? All though that could be putting more into it than there is.

TheBolianChef said:
You should have seen Robot Chicken last night.

"You mean there are more than one woman?" Or something along those lines :lol:

Reminds me a little bit of Transformers. One female and all those dudes. Though they did have one or two women. But none of the Decepticon side. Which is kind of weird.
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I more modern Transformers lore the Decepticons picked up a few female characters and Arcee was revealed to a male-to-female conversion done by a twisted cybertronian scientist that just wanted to see if he could do it; yeppers kiddies, Hot Rod had a thing for a transgender bot apparently :lol:
 
Here I am, running to the rescue, and it looks like Spiff beat me to it. Thank you.

And be careful who's family members you talk about kids. We will find out where you live... :vulcan: We may be small but we have taken on bigger folks than you. Have a smurfy day.


(And just for the record... they are CARTOONS. The reproduce by stepping into a copying machine.)
 
Can someone change the title of the thread please? I read it and then instantly wanted to beat the crap out of the OP for posting such blasphemous treachery.

Don't talk about Smurfette like that around me.
 
I thought there were 100 Smurfs, not thousands. Gargamel actually created Smurfette, and later on, the Smurflings (I think). I don't remember much after that.

EDIT:

I have Season 1, Volumes 1 and 2 on DVD.

"I'll get you ... I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do. Nyahahahahah!"
 
Luckyflux said:
Can someone change the title of the thread please? I read it and then instantly wanted to beat the crap out of the OP for posting such blasphemous treachery.

Don't talk about Smurfette like that around me.
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Exactly. Smurfette was NOT a whore. She never charged a penny and gave it away for free.

Smurfette was a SLUT.
 
I wish I were Smurfette. Do you know how much fun it would be as the only chick? Oh, how the teasing would be satisfying.
 
Mutenroshi said:
If I remember correctly the comic books, there were originally 99 Smurfs (not thousands). One of the Smurfs was enamored with his own reflection and a lightning storm struck the mirror, creating a duplicate (but reversed) Smurf.
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I had this story on a vinyl record...25 years ago, ouch ! Schtroumpf alors!
 
Kirk's_Tights said:
I wish I were Smurfette. Do you know how much fun it would be as the only chick? Oh, how the teasing would be satisfying.
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Are you sure you don't actually live in Sweden and have a named that you changed yourself that starts with a K? Because you're seriously channeling what a good female friend of mine would say about this topic.
 
Clockwork Smurf was made for Handy's needs, not Smurfette. :rommie:

And Drone I own both those volumes too. It brings back so many fond memories.
 
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