Every wish you were evil for the monlogues?

[Jayson]

Worst part about being evil, would have to be the part were you got to do evil things. Still you got to admit it would be kind of fun to get up on a stage or something and rant and make threats and basically, enjoy the power of the situation.

I mean wouldn't it be nice to get up and say stuff like.

People of the world. I own you. You will obey me and will worship at my feet if I wish. Your will learn the glory of my power. You will fear it but envy it. Obey me and I will reward you wih my great kindness. Disapooint me and I will bring hell on earth and you will endure it!

I mean it's fun to say ,but not so much fun to do.

Jason

 

[Thor Damar]

I refer you to my signature...

 

[Finn]

I reallly don't get you, dude. LOL

 

[ITL]

Worst part about being evil, would have to be the part were you got to do evil things.

The evil think otherwise...

 

[Goliath]

For some reason I'm reminded of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry suspects a dentist of converting to Judaism in order to tell Jewish jokes.

"Yeah, I know, Jayson talks a good game--but I suspect he turned evil just for the monologues."

 

[Luckyflux]

I was thinking about it just for maniacal laughter. I have always wanted to be in a meeting at work, discussing new technology I want to implement, and then at the end of the presentation start an evil, crazy maniac laugh.... like "...and then when the new server is up and running, we will be able to push updates to every machine on the domain, muuhhmhahahhahahah!!!!!" And raise my fist in glory!!!

 

[miraclefan]

Nope. I prefer being one of the good guys.

 

[SilentP]

Maybe good guys should start monologing too?

 

[Holdfast]

Worst part about being evil, would have to be the part were you got to do evil things. Still you got to admit it would be kind of fun to get up on a stage or something and rant and make threats and basically, enjoy the power of the situation.

I mean wouldn't it be nice to get up and say stuff like.

People of the world. I own you. You will obey me and will worship at my feet if I wish. Your will learn the glory of my power. You will fear it but envy it. Obey me and I will reward you wih my great kindness. Disapooint me and I will bring hell on earth and you will endure it!

I mean it's fun to say ,but not so much fun to do.

Jason

Jason, I understand & agree with this post entirely. I'm fearful for my own sanity now. The bad guys get way better wardrobes too. I always wanted the bad guys to win occasionally. They're the ones with style & elan, and the goody-two-shoes comes along and beats them? That ain't right. I don't mind when the good guy has his own one-liners, so Bond, Arnie and the like are fine. But otherwise? Totally in the bad guy's corner.