Nobody asked for nudes.
Just a face picture and a body picture in a bathing suit.
If there's going to be pee and camera's involved I have to at least make sure I'm attracted to you.
Oh nudes...right...of course you weren't talking about that. Sure I'll send them right off because I don't even care what YOU look like..I'll pee with anybody. But you can at least see my face in my profile....oh and by the way will your girlfriend also be coming? I'll make sure to buy her some flowers from us.

She's currently in another country so she can't join us. Maybe if she was here.
By the way, I really hope you are not taking all this seriously ???
Anyway, I'm out of here. The last thing I need is internet people freaking out on me in a stupid pee thread.

Better safe than sorry