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As a Star Trek fan, I think it's safe to say I know how to read women.
She wants you dude. She's playing hard to get. Late at night crawl in through a window (if one isn't open, don't worry...she just forgot) and then crawl through her dirty laundry and find every piece of dirty underwear she has. Put them all on your head.
Then...set her kitchen on fire, shoot a couple of rounds into the ceiling and run away leaving only your love note of a pig's heart wrapped in barbed-wire and the charred remains of her dinette set behind.
She'll be yours within a week.
She wants you dude. She's playing hard to get. Late at night crawl in through a window (if one isn't open, don't worry...she just forgot) and then crawl through her dirty laundry and find every piece of dirty underwear she has. Put them all on your head.
Then...set her kitchen on fire, shoot a couple of rounds into the ceiling and run away leaving only your love note of a pig's heart wrapped in barbed-wire and the charred remains of her dinette set behind.
She'll be yours within a week.
Some solid advice there Squiggy 
Now Jayson, it would also be wise to wear some kind of mask while doing what Squiggy said.
I would recommend one of these 2.
Now Jayson, it would also be wise to wear some kind of mask while doing what Squiggy said.
I would recommend one of these 2.
Try the pick up line:
"Hey, didn't I see you the other day from behind the bushes?"
"Hey, didn't I see you the other day from behind the bushes?"
She was real! I doubt I would have a hallucination that interupts me while exercising and watching "Stargate:Atlantis" I am usally sane mostly during the day. It's at night, when I am at work when some of more wierdness takes place.
Jason
The dream is over! I finally knocked on the girl's door's house and it wasn't her home. 
Some pudgy nerdy guy who was nude opened the door instead. Granted he might have had pants on and not had a shirt on but I didn't want to look down, thus I am going with the more comical option of the two. I still asked if Katie was there and he said no, and while he was polite he did close his door kind of hard that almost qualified as a slam.
So all I got out of these last few days is some useless exercise, with all the walking and a few survillence techniques that will come in handy when I finally track down T'Bonz.
I feel so disapointed and God even mocked me futher by putting a dead squiirel on the road I was walking on so now when I go walking I will have to look at a deal squirrel, until something comes along and eats it or mother nature does it's magic.
Jason
Some pudgy nerdy guy who was nude opened the door instead. Granted he might have had pants on and not had a shirt on but I didn't want to look down, thus I am going with the more comical option of the two. I still asked if Katie was there and he said no, and while he was polite he did close his door kind of hard that almost qualified as a slam. So all I got out of these last few days is some useless exercise, with all the walking and a few survillence techniques that will come in handy when I finally track down T'Bonz.
I feel so disapointed and God even mocked me futher by putting a dead squiirel on the road I was walking on so now when I go walking I will have to look at a deal squirrel, until something comes along and eats it or mother nature does it's magic.
Jason
The dream is over! I finally knocked on the girl's door's house and it wasn't her home.
Did you actually leave your house, or do you have a really long hallway with a mirror at the end?
The dream is over! I finally knocked on the girl's door's house and it wasn't her home.
Did you actually leave your house, or do you have a really long hallway with a mirror at the end?
Nope I would never be nude. I am ashamed of my body. I even want to have sex with clothes on someday, utill I loose my weight. Everytime I look at my body, in the nude, I can only think. "My God, what will a girl think if she has to look at THAT!"
JAson
The dream is over! I finally knocked on the girl's door's house and it wasn't her home.
Did you actually leave your house, or do you have a really long hallway with a mirror at the end?
Nope I would never be nude. I am ashamed of my body. I even want to have sex with clothes on someday, utill I loose my weight. Everytime I look at my body, in the nude, I can only think. "My God, what will a girl think if she has to look at THAT!"
JAson
Dude. DUDE. Chin up, bro.
You've got me feeling sad now...
Say something funny about monkeys, quick.
Did you actually leave your house, or do you have a really long hallway with a mirror at the end?
Nope I would never be nude. I am ashamed of my body. I even want to have sex with clothes on someday, utill I loose my weight. Everytime I look at my body, in the nude, I can only think. "My God, what will a girl think if she has to look at THAT!"
JAson
Dude. DUDE. Chin up, bro.
You've got me feeling sad now...
Say something funny about monkeys, quick.
Someday every monkey will die! They will die, never knowing the emotion of love! They like all non-sentient beings will have lived a hollow exstience, knowing nothing beyond their basic survival emotions and most of them in the wild, won't even having the benefit of having a connection to a human to remember them. Hollow life,follwed by a painful death and nobody to remember their life at all!.
Jason
Dude. DUDE. Chin up, bro.
You've got me feeling sad now...
Say something funny about monkeys, quick.
Someday every monkey will die! They will die, never knowing the emotion of love! They like all non-sentient beings will have lived a hollow exstience, knowing nothing beyond their basic survival emotions and most of them in the wild, won't even having the benefit of having a connection to a human to remember them. Hollow life,follwed by a painful death and nobody to remember their life at all!.
Jason
Wait.
No.
You tricked me!
Damn the
smilie. Damn it to HELL.
The dream is over! I finally knocked on the girl's door's house and it wasn't her home.
Did you actually leave your house, or do you have a really long hallway with a mirror at the end?
Nope I would never be nude. I am ashamed of my body. I even want to have sex with clothes on someday, utill I loose my weight. Everytime I look at my body, in the nude, I can only think. "My God, what will a girl think if she has to look at THAT!"
JAson
I thought he just liked cut offs ...
