Drunken Mayhem Thread! (Yoooouuhooo!!! K'ehleyr!)

[Plecostomus]

It's that time again, lets crack a box wine and partake until no one is left standing and the server is in flames like last week.

Last week found a good number us becoming addicted to Facebook, what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

 

[Pingfah]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Box Wine apparently.

 

[Plecostomus]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Box Wine apparently.

I'm on a budget.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

NO! NO! NO!
I'm not doing it again... ever... absolutely not...

is that red box wine?

That deserves a tale...

Two men try to get into a restaurant but both have their dogs with them – a Labrador and a Chihuahua – and are refused entry by the doorman. The two men put on dark glasses and try again. ‘Can you let me have a table?’ asks the man with the Labrador. ‘I know I have a dog, but I’m blind and this is my guide dog.’ The man is let in, and the second man tries his luck. ‘Can you let me have a table for me and my guide dog?’ he asks. ‘That’s not a guide dog,’ says the doorman. ‘That’s a Chihuahua.’ ‘A Chihuahua!?’ shouts the man. ‘Those bastards gave me a Chihuahua?!’

 

[Plecostomus]

Yes it's box red. Another glass then?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Storks.

A great abundance of storks.

 

[Plecostomus]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Storks.

A great abundance of storks.

Either start drinking or leave.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Storks.

A great abundance of storks.

Just don't mention bird strike ~ that is storks right?
Have a drink Zee, cheers x

 

[An Officer]

A great abundance of storks.

Are those for, Garak?

 

[Plecostomus]

what untold horrors are in store for us THIS week?

Storks.

A great abundance of storks.

Just don't mention bird strike ~ that is storks right?
Have a drink Zee, cheers x

I have to scoot out and yell at a material supplier in the City proper. Be back this evening.

 

[Aurian]

*brings another boxwine.. White, since she can't stand up long if she drinks red..*

 

[K'Ehleyr]

A great abundance of storks.

Are those for, Garak?

*brings another boxwine.. White, since she can't stand up long if she drinks red..*

Cheers girls happy weekend.

Shall we play ~ should I go and ask what the silly woman, who is not a neighbour, is doing trying to practise parking in our flat's carpark, with her boyfriend next to her, a toddler climbing over the driver's seat and a cigarette dangling from her mouth? Right next to my parked car and where my cat likes to sleep

Note to Squeaky ~ do not do yoga in the car park.
*puts on Ab Fab video to relax*

 

[Aurian]

*sings* ABSOLUTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS...

 

[An Officer]

^ Drunk even before you got here?

I on the other hand, am high on Haribo sweets... I then decided to slip into something a little more comfortable (avatar-wise).

 

[Plecostomus]

Material supplier yelled at. Material mistake corrected. *removes eyebrows* Cheers! *drinks gallon of gin and falls over*

yarrrrrrh. Know why I drink so much gin, cause I'm an IN-GIN-NEER! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

*falls over again*

 

[An Officer]

I'm surrounded by drunks...

Wait, that's the general idea...

 

[Aurian]

Since when do I need to be drunk to sing?

*sips the wine*

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm surrounded by drunks...

Wait, that's the general idea...

*hissss* One of usssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

*falls over again*

 

[SPOCKED]

I have some Ezra Brooks Bourbon whiskey in me right this moment. And I plan for more as the evening continues

 

[CorporalClegg]

Since when do I need to be drunk to sing?

*sips the wine*

You don't.

Us cool people are proud of our voices and thus do not require any liquid courage!