If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

[Gryffindorian]

The old saying goes, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

 

[An Officer]

"If you can't lick 'em...

Easily done.

*Presents Drone with baton for preparation*

In-is-endo we go...

 

[Plecostomus]

For my penis? Not really. Aside from a few girls who've liked it smacked across their faces, I've never felt the need to beat anyone with my penis, much less felt it was of inadequate size to do so and thus picked up a large stick to be a sort of "penis avatar" instead.

I know two fellers who would totally enjoy this kind of avatar... they're tied-up next room over. They go by the names of Pleccie and DiS. They are very obedient. No need to be gentle either.

Continue with your fine work there please.

Poor Pleccie. Hate to be that bastard. So glad my name is Pleco(stomus).

 

[An Officer]

Alright, mate, Pleco it is.

Not a peep out of DiS...

Fine boy, that one.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Mmmm mm mmm ngh mmmmmm mm...

 

[Plecostomus]

Mmmm mm mmm ngh mmmmmm mm...

I'll give you $20 for this one. If you can package him up and overnight him to the address in my location we'll be... much obliged.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Twenty bucks? That's all?

 

[An Officer]

I do think he over-estimated the price a little.

I'll give you $20 for this one. If you can package him up and overnight him to the address in my location we'll be... much obliged.

This one, I'll give you for free.

Then you will owe me a favour... the night is young. And I have many friends in need of... entertainment.

 

[Plecostomus]

Twenty bucks? That's all?

Ok fine. $22.50 Feel better?

I do think he over-estimated the price a little.

I'll give you $20 for this one. If you can package him up and overnight him to the address in my location we'll be... much obliged.

This one, I'll give you for free.

Then you will owe me a favour... the night is young. And I have many friends in need of... entertainment.

Excellent. Most husbands give their wives flowers.... I give mine Dutch man-whores. That way I can get an honest night sleep.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Well, I am much, much more attractive then any flower, that is true. And much more humble, honest.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well, I am much, much more attractive then any flower, that is true. And much more humble, honest.

Hope you don't mind being on the bottom.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Perhaps a more muscular man-whore would be more suited. Or one with enough body mass to act as a pillow. I, unfortunately, have been endowed with neither.

 

[Plecostomus]

Perhaps a more muscular man-whore would be more suited.

She likes them weak and pliable.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Physically or mentally?

 

[Gryffindorian]

I've lost track of who's male and who's female.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I'd like to be female for a day. But not in that period of the month.

 

[An Officer]

Does it matter, Drone?

Looks like we may have found an answer to the recent stalemate in QSF:

A Misc free for all, on the last Thursday of each month. Kind of a purging of the build up of frustration in the forum throughout the month. We all get it out of our system that one night. Then we go on as though nothing has happened the following day.... good as gold, all of us.

 

[Plecostomus]

Physically or mentally?

Yes.

 

[Plecostomus]

Does it matter?

Looks like we may have found an answer to the stalemate in QSF.

A Misc free for all, on the last Thursday of each month. Kind of a purging of the build up of frustration in the forum throughout the month. We all get it out of our system that one night. Then we go on as though nothing has happened the following day.... good as gold.

No no. Tomorrow we get K'eh drunk and have her trash the server again.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Physically or mentally?

Yes.

Shame; not my cup of tea, then. I like to dominate.