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I was aroused by a monkey. I followed her home, but she just wants to be friends.
That's a good headline but you got to make the complete thread.
Plus it's kind of unrealistc in that a monkey couldn't find it's way home, nor do I think a stray monkey would be out on the streets. Don't forget that I never lie. Everything I say I do is the truth. Sometimes I will bring up intresting scenario's in a "What if" type of way but when I talk about myself it's always the truth.Jason
Jayson, do you use manatees to conjure up thread topics, by the way?
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Topic: Sentient Monkey Girl Who Sneezes In My Direction Claims I Gave Her Herpes.
Message: For the past two weeks I've been ultra-horny. So horny in fact I've got blisters hand but that's not important. There is this girl in the lab I work at who is half human and half monkey. Every day I walk past her cage and she sneezes at me. I was thinking about doing her but she wants to be friends first. Whatever. Now she's claiming that I gave her herpes, which is totally untrue, I injected her with swine flu. Right now she's threatening to take me to court over this, which I find strangely arousing. What should I do?
Message: For the past two weeks I've been ultra-horny. So horny in fact I've got blisters hand but that's not important. There is this girl in the lab I work at who is half human and half monkey. Every day I walk past her cage and she sneezes at me. I was thinking about doing her but she wants to be friends first. Whatever. Now she's claiming that I gave her herpes, which is totally untrue, I injected her with swine flu. Right now she's threatening to take me to court over this, which I find strangely arousing. What should I do?
I NEED ATTENTION!!!
Ive been looking in my hot neighbours bans, and ive noticed she has photos of me, and has attached my face to pictures of girls wearing pink dresses.
I think I might be in with a shot to finally loose my virginity, plus this suggests she is a sexual deviant, so she might dominate me, force me to wear pink dresses and suck her strap on.
I think I might be in with a shot to finally loose my virginity, plus this suggests she is a sexual deviant, so she might dominate me, force me to wear pink dresses and suck her strap on.
Pretty acurate! I love how you gotten down my, broken english speak, that happens sometimes because I type to fast and don't pay attention, until after I make a post.
Jason
Good idea for a thread, but you need to fill it out, more but not to much. If I made this thread I would make the headline "I need Attention" and the thread would then be something like. Give it to me! Any attention will do.
Jason
A seintent monkey girl, who has herpes isn't realisitc. Like I said above, I never lie, so I could never make this thread. Remember, even though some of the things I do or say, seem wierd, they are all based in the reality of my life or my mindset.
Jason
Jayson, do you use manatees to conjure up thread topics, by the way?
Nope I let my OCD do all the thinking for me!
You would be amazed at the type of things, can pop into your head, when you alone in a truck and not 100% mentally stable.Jason
Pretty acurate, except I would proably go into more detail on why the sneeze, forming my name would make me think it's love.
Jason
I was thinking something with eunuchs, but then I decided against it.
Go with it, but make sure I spell "eunuchs" wrong because I know I would if I did that thread.
Jason
Works for the most part,but I have done monkeys so much it's almost a cliche. I am still waiting for inspiration to come up with a monkey thread, that's truly unique. Also I have a thick head of hair, so baldness isn't a issue for me, so i'm not sure if i will even consider that, as the possible problem that monkey sex would cure. this is in essence more of a Jayson thread, crica-2003.
Jason
Hmmm.....the best I can come up with now is:
Thread title: I NEED ATTENTION!!
Post: I feel horny and have been watching a girl down the street and I really want to date her and get laid. I am hoping she's like a dominatrix and not a transexual. I am going out to buy some sex toys so I can be a kinky boy tonight.
What are you guys gonna do when I get laid?
.....it's a quick, rough copy. I can do better, haha.
It works but I would change the part about me buying sex toys. I'm broke right now, and my hope is the girl will already have some. I think I have a dog lease, though and I wonder if I could pass that off as a sex toy. My biggest worry though is if we do female crossdressing, is that I might have to use some of my mom's cloths, since i'm not prepared for crossdressing.
Jason
