So when's the wedding? 
Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.
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The wedding will be taking place at the lovely and charming: Over my dead body...I hear the food is quite good there. Yes of course you can attend!
Of course this is nothing personal against Holdfast..but he and I have an arrangement and we don't want to muck it up with weddings....they tend to ruin the fun.
Of course this is nothing personal against Holdfast..but he and I have an arrangement and we don't want to muck it up with weddings....they tend to ruin the fun.
You should be so lucky. I've got "Suzanne" in mine. 
Jimi Hendrix does. We've already established this.
Fuck, Jimi Hendrix pretty much trumps everyone.
Except Lemmy, he's got the Ace of Spades
What about Gene Krupa?Jimi Hendrix does. We've already established this.
Fuck, Jimi Hendrix pretty much trumps everyone.
Awwww... I got a mention - how nice 
Jimi Hendrix does. We've already established this.
Fuck, Jimi Hendrix pretty much trumps everyone.
Stevie Ray Vaughn could give him a run for his money.
This has nothing to do with chops.Jimi Hendrix does. We've already established this.
Fuck, Jimi Hendrix pretty much trumps everyone.
Stevie Ray Vaughn could give him a run for his money.
The complication makes it entertaining...
... for me.
I love Jeeves.
It's the way he cuts the crusts off the cucumber sandwiches.
Nobody loves me for my raw sexual magnetism.
Thank you though!
Well, I do live in a Georgian building, and the wine cellar is slowly growing. However my lack of a butler would doom us to just living in sin.
Scandalous, but I think I could live with the scurrilous gossip...
Deal?
That's what they all say after...
(I do so love you for sending me such an easy lob of a set-up line! Now that's amore.
)You tell 'em Timby.
If nothing else, he'll drive them to suicide before they have a chance to beat him.
Don't worry, you didn't scare me! I just haven't been online for a day or two. Hypothetically, I wouldn't be freaked out. Just very flattered!
My favourite phase of Jeeves & Wooster (the TV series, anyway) is when Bertie grows a moustache, much to the disdain of Jeeves
I thought Hugh looked rather dashing, personally.
I was reading The Code of the Woosters on the train on the way home from work one frigid February day -- I was coming home from the Bronx, which is a long haul to Brooklyn. I was really tired as I'd gotten up at 5am on little sleep, and I was very hungry, as I'd not had any food since my breakfast latte several hours earlier. I fell asleep reading and dreamed I was at an English garden party, all summer and fragrance, and there was a tempting tray of little cucumber sandwiches glittering in the sun in front of me. I took one. The bread was white and soft and the cucumber was the image of crisp freshness. I raised it to my mouth, admiring the lightness of it, the lack of crusts. My lips were wet with anticipation. And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.I love Jeeves.
It's the way he cuts the crusts off the cucumber sandwiches.
Nobody loves me for my raw sexual magnetism.
Thank you though!
I think I can live with that.Well, I do live in a Georgian building, and the wine cellar is slowly growing. However my lack of a butler would doom us to just living in sin.
Scandalous, but I think I could live with the scurrilous gossip...
Deal?
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That's so cute. And also very sad. Sorry about laughing.And just as I was ready to bite into the little square of heaven, I woke to the sad realization that I was sitting on a crowded, fluorescent-lit 6 train, my arm stretched out in front of me, and my mouth open, awaiting the non-existent cucumber sandwich of my dreams.
