The Official K'ehleyr Mayhem And Chaos Thread (BYOB)
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Gimme a margarita, right now. *slugs it down*
And let me sing K'Ehleyr here a song:
I'll send my sinuses to Arizona,
I'll send my liver to Peru,
I'll send my lungs and my kidneys
For the summer to Sydney
But I'm sending my heart to you!
(hey, it's better than the song I had playing in my car....links, zwo, links, zwo, links, zwo, drei, vier... Anyone who disagrees with me gets a CHAIR THROWN AT THEM.)
EDIT: *throws a chair at Plec for daring to throw water on K*
Thank you MLB
, but you do know that throwing things is a Klingon mating ritual 
Which is why I restrained from doing it 
I'm distraught that now the party's just getting going I've got to go ~ I've already tried to bribe him with money, but to no avail. So now he set me up with 'Theme Park World' and a bottle of Baileys
Plec, MLB, TD, and CC it's up to you to keep the party going
G'night all.
but you do know that throwing things is a Klingon mating ritual
Nah, chair throwing is an old favorite 'round these parts. Besides, I wasn't roaring when I did it.
Plecostomus
Commodore
*staggers out of TrekBBS sever room*
Man that's a funny kinda toilet.
*zips pants*
Man that's a funny kinda toilet.
*zips pants*
That's "td", K'ehleyr 
Throwing chairs is OK, Mr. Laser Beam, as long as you don't throw them at the mirror behind the bar -at least that's my understanding of it...
Throwing chairs is OK, Mr. Laser Beam, as long as you don't throw them at the mirror behind the bar -at least that's my understanding of it...
Plecostomus
Commodore
Alright lets get this party started again before I sober up.
*passes out kegs of beer*
*passes out kegs of beer*
Enjoy ~ do you have a song as well
Put this lot inside of me and I'll sing you a selection of welsh hymns and bawdy Glaswegian street songs. And you might not be able to tell them apart.
This sounds like a challenge to me. Bring it on.
I knew that when we got to the bottom of it, you'd be there somewhere....
*Throws a stadium seat at Mr. Laser Beam for being a Yankees fan*
Here I thought you had taste, being a Mets fan and all.......
*DANG*
I was just getting ready to go to bed!
After all it's ½4 here!
I was just getting ready to go to bed!
After all it's ½4 here!
*throws a stadium hot dog at Captain Ice*
Here I thought you had taste, being a Mets fan and all.......
Hey, I can be both! Interleague play doesn't happen that often, ya know...
Apologies td please feel free to flog me if you wish ~ I am, afterall English and can take it ~ especially with a text book down my trousers. You do know that that was what broke the intreweb thing tonight ~ More blood wine everyone... Cheers
Oh ALERT ~ I may be a tad tiddly as it is 30 mins before the goddmaned birds start to sing here but at least I'm now on face book
I'm so going to regret this in the mmorning
and if any one has requested and I havent replied it's because I don't recognise you and certainly don't want to be-friend all and po-loi.
I really love being drunk/ ahme slghtly tiddly (going to connfessinal thread right noe...
HEY HEY td *waves* you're still up. How low are your eyes onto your cheek ~ I personnaly think I could lick my lower eyelids ~ I feel like 'deputy dog' lol * big hug* for my Danish friend. Actually bigger hug if he cmae up with a delicious baked goodie at this time of night ~ ok off to confession...
Oh ALERT ~ I may be a tad tiddly as it is 30 mins before the goddmaned birds start to sing here but at least I'm now on face book
I'm so going to regret this in the mmorning
and if any one has requested and I havent replied it's because I don't recognise you and certainly don't want to be-friend all and po-loi.
I really love being drunk/ ahme slghtly tiddly (going to connfessinal thread right noe...
HEY HEY td *waves* you're still up. How low are your eyes onto your cheek ~ I personnaly think I could lick my lower eyelids ~ I feel like 'deputy dog' lol * big hug* for my Danish friend. Actually bigger hug if he cmae up with a delicious baked goodie at this time of night ~ ok off to confession...
Careful. K'Ehleyr mentioning flogging...
*entire male population of the board faints*
Okay, now you lost me.
Oh ALERT ~ I may be a tad tiddly as it is 30 mins before the goddmaned birds start to sing here but at least I'm now on face book
I'm so going to regret this in the mmorning
and if any one has requested and I havent replied it's because I don't recognise you and certainly don't want to be-friend all and po-loi.
I really love being drunk/ ahme slghtly tiddly (going to connfessinal thread right noe...
Everyone, please make sure to make eye contact with the lovely lady. Because if she's a tad tiddly, that means she will give you...WAIT FOR IT...tiddly winks!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Better do a full backup of the internet before starting another Chaos And Mayhem thread.
The intereneteted thing just can't takw the bodaciousnessneesss of it all.
Swigs romulan ale to sober up and suggests a game of Twister...
No problem, but if you absolutely positively have to shorten my nick then pleeease do it right - I almost missed it you see!
Didn't know you were Cathlic.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Why don't you show up on my 'still being up green spot radar thing'?
Hey MLB, may I sit on you lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up?
Must be a lingering flake in the system.
Hey MLB, may I sit on you lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up?
Sure! But I don't think there'll be much time to talk.
And I love it when you call me MLB. Not only does it describe my username, but my favorite sport too.
No ~ from now on I shall address you as Trekkiedane. Forever and formore.
Goes off into a 4am wine inspired thought... You can't really shorten your name ~ the only klogical one would be trek, which obviously would be crap.
Would you like you name to be shortened? If so to what?
I know I do it, but I think abbreviating a name is a gesture of liking ~ I am so going to read these back tomorrow and wish I'd shut the hell up ~ so I shall. I shall give you your full address sir *nods* ~ I actually did that
[go to bed -- EVERYONE]I didn't kno I was Cathilic either ~ I just like the beads
Hey MLB, may I sit on you lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up?
Sure! But I don't think there'll be much time to talk.
And I love it when you call me MLB. Not only does it describe my username, but my favorite sport too.
I'm sorry MLB, but baseball to me is like cricket with fancy shirts and more hand signals
No ~ from now on I shall address you as Trekkiedane. Forever and formore.
Goes off into a 4am wine inspired thought... You can't really shorten your name ~ the only klogical one would be trek, which obviously would be crap.
Would you like you name to be shortened? If so to what?
I know I do it, but I think abbreviating a name is a gesture of liking ~ I am so going to read these back tomorrow and wish I'd shut the hell up ~ so I shall. I shall give you your full address sir *nods* ~ I actually did that
I didn't kno I was Cathilic either ~ I just like the beads
If you have that twitching pinkie finger when writing names/nicks then do try a former nick of mine: _dane
You wouldn't be the only one using it you know!
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