CONFESSIONAL thread (ANONYMOUS so tell us the juicy stuff!)
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Cut right to the bone, don't you? 
I would hope not! 
Talking of affaires de coeur:
This is going to be a bit hard and, even though I can't see any of you, this is still hard for me to say. I feel as if you are all staring at me right now!
I have a love problem. Now, love itself isn't a problem, it's WHO I am in love with. She posts at TrekBBS and to get to her, I apparently need to take a trip to Hugh Jackman's pants (now that you know who this person is)
I don't want to come off as creepy because I am not that kind of guy. I just dont understand these feelings I have. I have never felt this way before towards someone I have never met and not actually ever spoken to! She's beautiful, she's a gamer AND she likes Star Trek! What more can you ask for?
I see her posts and my heart flutters. I love her sassy attitude and she's got more balls than the guys do. She isn't afraid to say what is on her mind and it is really an attractive attribute, especially on a woman.
I don't know if it is normal but I feel jealous when other males in the forum comment on her, as if she is mine, when I know she isn't. I can't control that feeling.
I would love to have tea with her but I believe she mentioned her country of residence and I do not live near her. I just wish for a friendly meet up, nothing more, but it probably wont ever happen so I thought I would type this up to let it all out.
I just don't want anyone to think I am some sort of creepy guy, I assure that I am not! I am just a guy who's in love with a pretty girl who isn't within my reach. She doesn't know I feel this way and I have never mentioned it in the forum because I felt shy about it.
Help! I don't know what to do!
Hmm, well, I think we can all figure out who the object of his affections is!
here's a bucket of ice for your ardour chum, she's married IRL and she won't cheat.
although we're discussing an e-wedding at Halloween...
What about my sexual innuendos? I thought they stood proudly all this time.
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Amaris
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I'm always looking innuendos!
J.
J.
I'm going to hire some security guards.
This is going to be a bit hard and, even though I can't see any of you, this is still hard for me to say. I feel as if you are all staring at me right now!
I have a love problem. Now, love itself isn't a problem, it's WHO I am in love with. She posts at TrekBBS and to get to her, I apparently need to take a trip to Hugh Jackman's pants (now that you know who this person is
I don't want to come off as creepy because I am not that kind of guy. I just dont understand these feelings I have. I have never felt this way before towards someone I have never met and not actually ever spoken to! She's beautiful, she's a gamer AND she likes Star Trek! What more can you ask for?
I see her posts and my heart flutters. I love her sassy attitude and she's got more balls than the guys do. She isn't afraid to say what is on her mind and it is really an attractive attribute, especially on a woman.
I don't know if it is normal but I feel jealous when other males in the forum comment on her, as if she is mine, when I know she isn't. I can't control that feeling.
I would love to have tea with her but I believe she mentioned her country of residence and I do not live near her. I just wish for a friendly meet up, nothing more, but it probably wont ever happen so I thought I would type this up to let it all out.
I just don't want anyone to think I am some sort of creepy guy, I assure that I am not! I am just a guy who's in love with a pretty girl who isn't within my reach. She doesn't know I feel this way and I have never mentioned it in the forum because I felt shy about it.
Help! I don't know what to do!
Wow, that's a classic. I don't know what advice to give you but don't hesitate to update us.
Better vet them carefully. Or the final reel twist will be that one of them will turn out to be the stalker.
How YOU doin'? I can be your security guard. I'm very good at... physical... stuff.
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Amaris
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Better vet them carefully. Or the final reel twist will be that one of them will turn out to be the stalker.
It's like an M. Night Shymalan film, only more complicated.
J.
[ScaryDoor]
Better vet them carefully. Or the final reel twist will be that one of them will turn out to be the stalker.
It's like an M. Night Shymalan film, only more complicated.
J.
"It turns out it's MAN!"
[/ScaryDoor]
Better vet them carefully. Or the final reel twist will be that one of them will turn out to be the stalker.
It's like an M. Night Shymalan film, only more complicated.
I approve of the way your mind works.
(for added effect the stalker should somehow be related to Kirk's Tights. I suggest a long-lost cousin, if only for the prospect of a sequel movie somehow tied into MadBaggins)
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Amaris
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Better vet them carefully. Or the final reel twist will be that one of them will turn out to be the stalker.
It's like an M. Night Shymalan film, only more complicated.
I approve of the way your mind works.
(for added effect the stalker should somehow be related to Kirk's Tights. I suggest a long-lost cousin, if only for the prospect of a sequel movie somehow tied into MadBaggins)
You, sir, have the workings of a great mind that relishes true evil.
I approve.
J.
I gotta give you a nod for the Star Wars reference, man. Well done.
Depends on the beer. For example, Sam Adams >> Labatt.
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