Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Rat Boy]

Nerys Myk: "Heh, heh, heh. Cooleddie's getting all the blame while I get off scot free."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Ever hear of stealing a shuttlecraft? Come on, I'll take you to the Nexus myself, I have a big ship. I can beam you in or whatever you want. I'll even be your hostage. You can hold the phaser on me, and if I break my promise you can shoot me. And if I take you there you have to promise not to shoot me. Is it a deal?
Soran: I so confoozed....
Kirk: I got this one, pops.

 

[Shatmandu]

Computer: "Who was allowed to judge the Contest in place of Cooleddie?"
Spock: "The chimp from that Youtube video who puts his finger up his ass, sniffs it, and passes out."
Computer: "CORRECT!"

 

[Candlelight]

"After Caption Contest #100, who was deducted 20 points for failing to get their votes in on time thus giving Candlelight an outright lead in the overall contest?"
"Nerys Myk"
"YOU BETCHA"

 

[trampledamage]

GORKON: Nerys Myk, you say. And where would we find this... person?

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain... your meal was excellent... the torg meat was prepared especially well by your chefs... it reminded my daughter of her home... and thus made her cry... back home we would call that a sign of weakness"
"Hell, back home we'd call that a canon violation"

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "There's no use running, Nerys Myk. We know it was you."
Kirk: "Now, apologize to cooleddie and let's get this caption contest over with."

 

[Candlelight]

"Kirk, you be cooleddie74, Picard you be Nerys Myk and I'll be Rat Boy. Now rush forward and give me your votes.
(MOMENTS PASS, A DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE)
Well come on!?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Gorkon: "My visit would not be complete unless I get to bugger Nerys Myk with my big bone cane while you all clap and sing."
Kirk: "Of course. Scotty, bring in the gimp ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sorry guys, been busy. Looking to buy a house and thats eating up my time.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sorry guys, been busy. Looking to buy a house and thats eating up my time.

All right, so what's cooleddie's excuse?

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "As they say on my planet, a little late to the party, aren't we?"

Gorkon: "Not nearly so much as cooleddie."

Kirk: "Touche. Ok, I'll give you that one."

 

[Genesis Does]

I know I'm a total n00b, but why hasn't there been a new caption contest in a while?

And of course, right after reading this, I find caption contest #101.

 

[LeadHead]

There is, Caption Contest 101 is on this board. It's just that we're waiting for the votes from a couple of the Hall of Famers before this one can totally be completed.

 

[Rat Boy]

Correction, we're just waiting on one. Ten guesses who that might be.

 

[LeadHead]

Since there are only 6 hall of famers I don't think it'll take all ten guesses...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

My money's on Cool Myk or Eddie Nerys

 

[LeadHead]

What's the spread on a bet like that?

 

[Rat Boy]

If I don't hear anything by Monday, I'll judge the pic in question and put up both sets of winners in #102.

 

[Nerys Myk]

:It's not me.