Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

[Jayson]

Think about it! If you put one of those phones that you attack to your ear on a corpose and called it, would that count as the same thing? Sure it would be creepy but if said person was busted and charged with necrophilla, he would proably be able to get off due to the fact that he didn't physcially do anything the corpse's body. Anyways it's something to think about, especially since it will happen someday. Every fucked up thing I think about will someday happen I am convinced. There is alot of screwed up people out there!


Jason

 

[Plecostomus]

The real question is what happens if the corpse is a 13 year old girl.

 

[P0sitr0nic]

No, its a one way conversation.

 

[Jayson]

No, its a one way conversation.

Isn't all necrophilla, a one-way experience?


Jason

 

[Holdfast]

Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilia?

No, its a one way conversation.

Isn't all necrophilia, a one-way experience?

Easily the best exchange I've ever read on this board.

 

[P0sitr0nic]

No, its a one way conversation.

Isn't all necrophilla, a one-way experience?


Jason

No, necrosex is not a one way experience. It still takes 2 to tango, wether or not one is animate!

This post has not been added due to any personal experience.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Only until the line goes dead.

 

[Mallory]

I think everyone should be buried with a cell phone, then you could still talk to dear old Granny anytime you want.

And we could give all those phone numbers to telemarketers. That might keep them busy for a while.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

he would proably be able to get off

That's being rather presumptuous, isn't it?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

The real question is what happens if the corpse is a 13 year old girl.

I have actually always wanted to write an essay about the legalities of commercial necrophilia involving children as a commentary on the limits of commerce in an anarcho-capitalist society.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Only until the line goes dead.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I'm ashamed to confess I lolled while reading this thread. Very, very ashamed.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Jayson's latest threads paint a very scary picture of him.

 

[Holdfast]

Jayson's latest threads paint a very scary picture of him.

It gets prettier once you realise Jayson's has more of the Impressionist in him than Old Master....

 

[Adama]

I think everyone should be buried with a cell phone, then you could still talk to dear old Granny anytime you want.

I did that but she never picks up that stupid phone!

 

[Jayson]

Could you even get a signal, under 6 feet of dirt?


Jason

 

[Adama]

Could you even get a signal, under 6 feet of dirt?


Jason

Someone e-mail Mythbusters!

 

[CorporalClegg]

Could you even get a signal, under 6 feet of dirt?


Jason

This could make for an interesting Verizon wireless commercial.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Depends on how dead the corpse is. Too dead, and that pesky rigimortus might make it a little too hard "get in there"...

 

[Trekker4747]

Interesting to note: There's no federal law making necrophillia illegal and not all states have a law making it illegal.