Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Zulu Romeo]

I've literally just been doing some number crunching and was coming here to post them. Won't name names, but in general terms:

GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - tied lead between 2, with 5 nominations apiece. Several others on 4 and 3 each.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, with 2 nominations apiece.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - leader has 2 nominations
GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, but at only 1 nomination apiece

NUMBER OF GUYS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 19
NUMBER OF GIRLS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 7

Let's start the bidding...

I wonder what the odds are of developing a threesome from all of this?

I think that might be more than Holdfast's spreadsheet can handle! Maybe you could ask Squiggy to draw up a chart...

It might end up as a 3D sheet.

I wonder what the odds are of developing a threesome from all of this?

I would volunteer but, as far as I know, I only had one person vote for me so TOO BAD, I GUESS HE'LL BE THE ONLY LUCKY ONE.

A sandwich for one is no fun.

One might argue even that a sandwich made for one is no sandwich at all. Not even a tuna salad sandwich.

Oh, I'm not upset by it. I've purposely avoided posting my real picture here.

My South Park thread in Misc. has helped me show my face without actually showing it... if you know what I mean. Now people get the general jist of what I look like... and are subsequently disappointed, but that's another story...

That's why I've always wanted to try it. Just need some peace and quiet at the computer - which means this evening.

I look forward to that with great interest. [Bus-ted! - someone]

 

[Kestra]

^ Ah but you didn't factor your admirer(s) into that!

 

[Kommander]

It's just for fun and means nothing. It doesn't mean you are ugly, it doesn't mean you aren't cool, it just means you need to post more pictures because people probably forget what you look like. Guaranteed if people posted their pics more often, their names would be there because I doubt anyone in this forum is so horribly nasty looking that not one person would vote for them so don't get upset.

I post pictures all the time. I even posted one in this thread (in which I'm playing guitar, dammit!) and I'm still not on the list. This leads me to believe that something is seriously wrong with the universe at the moment.

Although, if my name did show up on the list, chances are it would be ShamelessMcBundy and/or Garak that submitted it, so now I don't know what I want.

For the most part, I don't really care. If I was here to meet women I'd act more... in a way that's different from the way I act here, or something.

 

[Holdfast]

^ the WORLD loves ya baby. The whole WORLD. That's gotta mean something.

I think there are plenty of regulars of both genders not on the list - I wouldn't take it to heart. Your suitors are just smart enough not to send in a list to a morally deviant degenerate like myself.

Holdy, even though obviously you can't give names, could you tell us how many people have sent in lists? like 12 guys and 11 girls or whatever.

Funny you should ask, I've literally just been doing some number crunching and was coming here to post them. Won't name names, but in general terms:

GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - tied lead between 2, with 5 nominations apiece. Several others on 4 and 3 each.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, with 2 nominations apiece.
GUY MOST FANCIED BY GUYS - leader has 2 nominations
GIRL MOST FANCIED BY GIRLS - tied lead between 2, but at only 1 nomination apiece

NUMBER OF GUYS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 19
NUMBER OF GIRLS SENDING IN CRUSHES: 7

Correction. The "girl most fancied by guys" category has now moved into a 3-way tie for the lead with 5 nominations apiece. It's a pretty hot contest, in more ways than one...

 

[Kestra]

Hmm I think I could guess the top three girls.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

You are all on my list.


There.


<3

 

[Jax]

You are all on my list.


There.


<3

If only

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Who put me on this list? No one knows who I am, sometimes I read my posts ans wonder who the n00b is!

Someone clearly likes you.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

One question: this guy that "brings all the boys to the yard" so to speak... they all realise it's a guy, right?

It's not, like, a guy that people have mistaken for a girl in the past. Yes?

:nervoussmile:

 

[Alidar Jarok]

No e-weddings yet? Come on, people, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART.

will you e-marry me? i'll take you on e-honeymoon to Oahu for lots of e-sex on the e-beach...

her e-husband would e-beat you with a e-baseball bat...

Good post

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

How the hell did I miss that post?

I am all up for e-marriages!

 

[Jax]

Come on people at the very least can't I get a Man Crush/Bro-mance

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Sorry, the best e-marriage was Goji and mimic. Although, sadly, that one ended in e-divorce awhile back.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

e-Who will be the e-Best Man and make the obligatory amusing and self-deprecating e-Best Man's Speech?

And will there be the usual e-Wedding Party who end up going to everyone's e-weddings in an attempt to get e-laid? With e-Hugh e-Grant and company?

 

[Kommander]

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STOP DOING THAT!!!

 

[Jax]

The real question is will this e-wedding reception have a free e-bar

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm probably one of the only active female posters not on the list. I'm not sure what to think about that, honestly. Whatever. I've made it onto a few lists of cool people other posters want to meet, and I've made it into the mutual admiration society.

I'll admit that I sent in a list for this thread. I don't know what either person looks like. It was more of a "hey, I think you're cool and would like to get to know you better, and maybe something flirty might come of it" sort of thing, instead of a "declaration of undying love" sort of thing.

I'm not on the list either, VP. So worry not, you and I have something in common already.

*pause*

So, how you doin'?

 

[Captain Shaw]

Who's going to do the e-disco

 

[Kestra]

I can coordinate any e-weddings free of charge. Blab could be in charge of decorations and RoJoHen should be bartending.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

I'm not on the list either, VP. So worry not, you and I have something in common already.

*pause*

So, how you doin'?

I'm doing fine. How are you doing?