CONFESSIONAL thread (ANONYMOUS so tell us the juicy stuff!)

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Usually, the simple answer is, because he can.

 

[siskokid888]

^Give that man a cigar. You may think me a shit, but I saw it as a challenge. And when you are young and full of testostorone, these are the kinds of things you do. And, just for the record, the sister was better in the sack.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

^Give that man a cigar. You may think me a shit, but I saw it as a challenge. And when you are young and full of testostorone, these are the kinds of things you do. And, just for the record, the sister was better in the sack.

Which one?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Hahahaha. That's awesome.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

^Give that man a cigar. You may think me a shit, but I saw it as a challenge. And when you are young and full of testostorone, these are the kinds of things you do. And, just for the record, the sister was better in the sack.

Which one?

Probably the sister he wasn't doing at the time, the grass it always greener on the other side.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^Give that man a cigar. You may think me a shit, but I saw it as a challenge. And when you are young and full of testostorone, these are the kinds of things you do. And, just for the record, the sister was better in the sack.

Which one?

Probably the sister he wasn't doing at the time, the grass it always greener on the other side.

She should have shaved then ...

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Which one?

Probably the sister he wasn't doing at the time, the grass it always greener on the other side.

She should have shaved then ...

I'm ashamed of you... You could have made much dirtier comments with phrasing like that...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well, perhaps her lawn got mowed.



Better?

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Well, perhaps her lawn got mowed.



Better?

Perhaps...

 

[SPOCKED]

Well, perhaps her lawn got mowed.



Better?

WORSE

How about getting on board with the plan that we've set in place for Miscellaneous regarding the sexist crap? Read this post and memorize it because this is your FINAL AND ONLY warning.

 

[iguana_tonante]

^Give that man a cigar. You may think me a shit, but I saw it as a challenge. And when you are young and full of testostorone, these are the kinds of things you do. And, just for the record, the sister was better in the sack.

Nono, I don't care about judging people. Not my business. I was just honestly curious. Personally, I would have tried instead to fulfill the older-than-dirt fantasy: both twin sisters, together.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

WORSE

How about getting on board with the plan that we've set in place for Miscellaneous regarding the sexist crap? Read this post and memorize it because this is your FINAL AND ONLY warning.

Isn't that a bit overreacting, though? I found that comment wholly unoffensive; some women shave themselves, some don't. I know my mother doesn't. My girlfriend does. It's not a taboo in today's society.

 

[tharpdevenport]

WORSE

How about getting on board with the plan that we've set in place for Miscellaneous regarding the sexist crap? Read this post and memorize it because this is your FINAL AND ONLY warning.

Isn't that a bit overreacting, though? I found that comment wholly unoffensive; some women shave themselves, some don't. I know my mother doesn't. My girlfriend does. It's not a taboo in today's society.

Yeah, one should note there's always going to be sombody who gets offended by something, and that comment was rather tame. I wouldn't have made it, but still ... it's nowhere near the kind of stuff T'Bonz posted examples of.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

This isn't the place to hold this conversation

 

[SPOCKED]

WORSE

How about getting on board with the plan that we've set in place for Miscellaneous regarding the sexist crap? Read this post and memorize it because this is your FINAL AND ONLY warning.

Isn't that a bit overreacting, though? I found that comment wholly unoffensive; some women shave themselves, some don't. I know my mother doesn't. My girlfriend does. It's not a taboo in today's society.

Yeah, one should note there's always going to be sombody who gets offended by something, and that comment was rather tame. I wouldn't have made it, but still ... it's nowhere near the kind of stuff T'Bonz posted examples of.

This is not the place to discuss it.

 

[Koinek]

I had my birthday a few months ago. I went to work and no one said anything. I came home and no one said anything. I did what I usually do. Sat on the pc and surfed the net randomly.
I've got no friends,never had a girlfriend nor spend much time outside. I'm so lonely. I decided a while ago to change my life around.

I lost some weight and I will lose the rest by september. I got my self a new hairstyle and decided to actually shave consistantly since I learnt that I look gross unshaven. The one thing that still gets me though is how to talk to people. When ever I am at work I see people having engaging conversation with each other. I can't join because i've never spent much time outside my house. I've got no idea what they are talking about half the times and it's so hard to lie. I mean I never been kissed or held hands with a girl.

I want to be like everybody else. I want to go to a club. Use my mobile phone to actually call friends not my office. Hold hands with a girl and watch a film with someone else. It's easy to lose weigh. All you need is the will to move around. But learning social skills is completely hard. It's nothing like running because with that you just have to move your legs.

My biggest fear is ending up like the "40 year old Virgin". I seriously don't want to be like that. I think about that all the time

Dude, I've done it. I used to be a sloppy wimp that everyone picked on and made fun of. I turned my life around in college by making some pro-active choices. Now, I'm a confident, well-kempt young man and I'm dating the kind of girl that I used to only be able to dream about. I go clubbing and and I'm even a amateur DJ.

I can see that you are slowly getting yourself out of your comfort zone. Good on you. Keep it up. Just make sure that every once in a way you do something big that takes on one of the things you really fear but want to do. One of my bigs was joining a fraternity which always seemed a crazy thing to do before. Go bungee-jumping. Go to a club and flirt a little. Learn to play golf.

Good luck to you, whoever you are. You're going to look back on this time in a year or two and decide it was all worth the effort.

PS. Oh and...pick up a subscriptions to Mens Health and GQ. Wonderful, wonderful advice on making yourself look and feel top-notch.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Posted by Koinek:

PS. Oh and...pick up a subscriptions to Mens Health and GQ. Wonderful, wonderful advice on making yourself look and feel top-notch.

Those magazines are good for "entertainment" reading, but I doubt they help. Besides, they're more geared toward men who are already in fine shape to begin with. I find the articles and topics shallow and unimaginative.

 

[An Officer]

If how great Koinek is looking these days is anything to judge by, those magazines work damn well as far as fashion sense goes!

 

[Emher]

I have to confess I'm desperately curious to see how the whole thing with AstroSmurf turns out

 

[Gryffindorian]

I have to confess I'm desperately curious to see how the whole thing with AstroSmurf turns out

Ditto.