TERROR AT 38,000 FEET!!!

[Trekker4747]

Southwest Airlines and the American Public have all been:

 

[CorporalClegg]

Dear God, I can't stop laughing!

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Hey, speaking of tabloids- where's the picture we all love to quote of squiggy's butt?

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Oh. God. DAMMIT- they block Imageshack at work, too?

Really, photobucket wasn't enough? The fact that I can't even get enough of a signal on the Edge network in this crappy building to view this stuff on my iPhone wasn't enough?

Really?

 

[sidious618]

I don't even know what to say.

 

[Plecostomus]

This thread has taken all the attention from the Mormon BashFest thread.

 

[Q2UnME]

I was wondering at what point did Squiggy soil his pants? or How long did it take to surgically remove the airplane's seat cushin from his butt?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Hey, speaking of tabloids- where's the picture we all love to quote of squiggy's butt?

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Oh. God. DAMMIT- they block Imageshack at work, too?

Really, photobucket wasn't enough? The fact that I can't even get enough of a signal on the Edge network in this crappy building to view this stuff on my iPhone wasn't enough?

Really?

Can you view attachments?

 

[Lindley]

Found the numbers on time without oxygen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_of_Useful_Consciousness

 

[CorporalClegg]

Hey, speaking of tabloids- where's the picture we all love to quote of squiggy's butt?

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Oh. God. DAMMIT- they block Imageshack at work, too?

Really, photobucket wasn't enough? The fact that I can't even get enough of a signal on the Edge network in this crappy building to view this stuff on my iPhone wasn't enough?

Really?

Who in the hell do you work for? The effen S.S.?

 

[Messianni]

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Oh. God. DAMMIT- they block Imageshack at work, too?

Really, photobucket wasn't enough? The fact that I can't even get enough of a signal on the Edge network in this crappy building to view this stuff on my iPhone wasn't enough?

Really?

Who in the hell do you work for? The effen S.S.?

That's not unusual. My work blocks Photobucket.

Not that I notice. It's nice to be the IT guy.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Can you view attachments?

Yes, danke! Saved it and will make evil avatar when I get home to Gimp.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Squiggy]

Found the numbers on time without oxygen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_of_Useful_Consciousness

This was a fairly rapid decompression too.

 

[CorporalClegg]

^
The last one is just mean.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

[Who in the hell do you work for? The effen S.S.?

No, the muthafuckin' State of Texas.

Must. Get. Job. In...Showbiz.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Must. Get. Job. In...Showbiz.

You could try out for Key Grip. I have no fucking idea what a key grip is, but I bet you could do it.

 

[Amaris]

I posted this one already, but I don't care:

J.

 

[Squiggy]

Whatever it is...it sounds dirty.

(Key grip is the head lighting technician)

 

[Messianni]

Why would you do such a thing?!

 

[Squiggy]

The secret is she'll quit in 2011.