Cupid Escrow Service - aka Holdfast Matchmaking Inc.

[Holdfast]

Now are there enough names yet? And where do I hang my free will?

Answer below:

3 people have sent in lists now...

If I get up to 5, I'll start up the anonymised list in this thread.

This is like an episode of Star Trek where an Energy Being feeds on our emotional turmoil.

It's how I stay young and pretty.

I thought that was down to the painting in the attic?

Think of this thread as an insurance policy in case of a house fire.

 

[AstroSmurf]

3 people have sent in lists now...

Wait. "Lists?"

Well a list does increases your statistical chances of a match. It seems logical to me.

 

[ITL]

It's how I stay young and pretty.

I thought that was down to the painting in the attic?

You have a painting of Holdfast in your attic?

You've got the words "the" and "my" confuddled again, Bob. Remember - use brain for thinkings!

 

[Holdfast]

Well a list does increases your statistical chances of a match. It seems logical to me.

Sexy math. I approve.

 

[Me-Ike]

3 people have sent in lists now...

Wait. "Lists?"

I don't know about you, but it has been proven that I can love at least three actors at once. It's the only area of expertise in which I am able to multitask.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think I won't send in a list. Besides, I'm not here to collect lists of potential mates - that might unnerve several people I consider friends here. Also, my list may be too long or preferably extremely short.

3 people have sent in lists now...

Wait. "Lists?"

I hear you made it on Jacob's list.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I thought that was down to the painting in the attic?

You have a painting of Holdfast in your attic?

You've got the words "the" and "my" confuddled again, Bob. Remember - use brain for thinkings!

Oh yeah, the brain isn't working well tonight... wait we thinks I did it again.

 

[Holdfast]

I think I won't send in a list.

Ah, that's a shame! Wouldn't you like to KNOW if there's a match?

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I think I won't send in a list.

Ah, that's a shame! Wouldn't you like to KNOW if there's a match?

I would, but I can't think of anyone but Jim Steele...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think I won't send in a list.

Ah, that's a shame! Wouldn't you like to KNOW if there's a match?

Ah, but having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting... It is not logical but it is often true.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I think I won't send in a list.

Ah, that's a shame! Wouldn't you like to KNOW if there's a match?

Ah, but having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting... It is not logical but it is often true.

Wanting sex is better than having it?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Ah, that's a shame! Wouldn't you like to KNOW if there's a match?

Ah, but having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting... It is not logical but it is often true.

Wanting sex is better than having it?

No disappointments or cleaning bill.

 

[Mallory]

I think everyone should include T'Bonz on their list. It might make her less cranky.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Well a list does increases your statistical chances of a match. It seems logical to me.

Welllll, I suppose I could come up with two names, if pressed.

I don't know about you, but it has been proven that I can love at least three actors at once. It's the only area of expertise in which I am able to multitask.

Now that you mention it....

I think I won't send in a list.

You'll regret it your entire life. It will be the last thing on your mind as you pass away. It'll be like in Citizen Kane when he says, "Rosebud," only your last word will be, "Holdfast." You don't want that, do you?

I hear you made it on Jacob's list.

Figures. He's dead.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Ah, but having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting... It is not logical but it is often true.

Wanting sex is better than having it?

No disappointments or cleaning bill.

No wet patch... I see what you mean.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think everyone should include T'Bonz on their list. It might make her less cranky.

It might make her less cranky if I DON'T put her on my list.

 

[Jadzia]

1) You tell me who you have a crush on. PM or email me at confessionalstories@googlemail.com if you fear the admins sneaking a look at your PMs(!) but I DO need to know your username in order to run the escrow service!

What happens if somebody use googlemail pretending to be someone else "X", and getting "Y likes X" details exposed dishonestly? It could cause all sorts of awkwardness.

 

[tharpdevenport]

It's times like this I wish I had an honest to goodness crush on a TrekBBS member. Greaty. Can I just have an agreesive redhead or a cute Fillipino woman? MAke it like McDonald's so I can just go threw a drive through and pick one up. MAke sure it's still warm.

 

[sidious618]

It's times like this I wish I had an honest to goodness crush on a TrekBBS member. Greaty. Can I just have an agreesive redhead or a cute Fillipino woman? MAke it like McDonald's so I can just go threw a drive through and pick one up. MAke sure it's still warm.

Well, I see it didn't take long to get creepy.

 

[Holdfast]

1) You tell me who you have a crush on. PM or email me at confessionalstories@googlemail.com if you fear the admins sneaking a look at your PMs(!) but I DO need to know your username in order to run the escrow service!

What happens if somebody use googlemail pretending to be someone else "X", and getting "Y likes X" details exposed dishonestly? It could cause all sorts of awkwardness.

You have a very devious & suspicious mind.

I approve greatly of this trait.

I've changed the OP to allow only PMs.