The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau: We can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting.

George: Like what?

Robau: Like GETTIN THE H*LL OUTTA HERE!!!

Robau: "Nahh, just kidding. Could you imagine if I was actually like that?"

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*Kirk is brought to the bridge by Cupcake*

Spock: "Kirk? I thought I left you in the clutches of the giant squid."

Sulu: "Planet, sir."

Spock: "Right, planet."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: It's about time ye got here. You do know that after thirty minutes the pizzas free, right?

 

[Captain MAJ]

Ayel: "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."

Cockney Romulan: "It jumped up a notch."

Ayel: "It did, didn't it?"

Nero: "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."

Ayel: "I saw that. Nero killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"

Nero: "Yeah, there were missiles, and a ship on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."

Ayel: "Nero, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. 20 years should do the trick."

Epic!!!!

 

[Jeri]

(Just as an aside, their trident is called a teral'n. It says so right here on the action-figure box. I've never seen that weapon on a Romulan before, so maybe it's common to Romulan miners. That goon on the drill platform pulled one out of his backpack, too.)

 

[Captain MAJ]

(Just as an aside, their trident is called a teral'n. It says so right here on the action-figure box. I've never seen that weapon on a Romulan before, so maybe it's common to Romulan miners. That goon on the drill platform pulled one out of his backpack, too.)

(In the comic, the weapon was recued by the Romulan Senate, after which Nero stole it and killed the senators. The Praetor acted like it was a revered weapon, almost akin to the Sword of Kahless, just a Romulan parallel. I don't know about the one the goon on the drill platform had.)

Now, Back to our regularly scheduled program...

 

[RobertScorpio]

The bar scene..kirk is on the table, blood drooling from his nose..Kirk says to Pike, "You whistle really loud"...To which Pike replies..."And I play a mean base"


Drum prattle...


Rob

 

[Jeri]

(Just as an aside, their trident is called a teral'n. It says so right here on the action-figure box. I've never seen that weapon on a Romulan before, so maybe it's common to Romulan miners. That goon on the drill platform pulled one out of his backpack, too.)

(In the comic, the weapon was recued by the Romulan Senate, after which Nero stole it and killed the senators. The Praetor acted like it was a revered weapon, almost akin to the Sword of Kahless, just a Romulan parallel. I don't know about the one the goon on the drill platform had.)

Now, Back to our regularly scheduled program...

I have the Countdown trade paper back, and I did read it; but I don't remember that, so I'll have to check back. Thanks for the tip.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Anyone seen my Astroglide?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura: "I thought you were just a dumb hick who only had sex with animals."

Kirk: "That reminds me... could you wear this cow suit?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"If you don't like me now, wait until I save a bunch of idiot cadets from radiation poisoning."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau: I'm going over to the Romluan Squidship, your in charge George.

George Kirk: Cool ,does this mean I get to shout eat photons and die bitch?

Robau: No that's my thing.

[Robau exits badassly]

 

[Cakes488]

What?? Is this true what you're saying that an idea can't be used because it was formed during the writers strike? That is the stupidest fuckin thing I've heard in some time. So private ideas in the minds of people employed in the writers guild are what...owned by the guild and not the people?

I don't understand that....and further to that I can't understand how anybody would abide by it. What a racket they got going on over there in Crapwood.

No, that's not at all correct. Abrams came up with a new line of dialogue on the spur of the moment. In other words, he wrote some new words to use in the film, even if he didn't put them on paper. To actually use them would have meant, as a striking member of the Writers' Guild, that he was crossing the picket line. As a member of the Writers' Guild, he supported the strike and did not want to cross the picket line, therefore he couldn't use the line. He was showing solidarity with the Guild, that's all.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled parody thread....

Thank you...and nice avatar by the way...but I still think that is stupid. Yeah during the strike don't do any work...that's fine but to banish all ideas/concepts/thoughts that you could of used in present and future projects just doesn't make sense to me AT ALL.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK: "Winona...I, uh...dunno how to say this. So I'll be blunt.

The baby? Not mine."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "It's 106 light years to Vulcan, we got a full set of dilithium crystals, half a pack of cigarettes, we're in space, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Pike: "Punch it."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK:"Wow...this lightning storm in space has got everything!"

 

[Captain MAJ]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

 

[RobertScorpio]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Tom Hanks, upon seeing the new movie...

"I want in"

Rob
Scorpio

 

[Garth Rockett]

Thank you...and nice avatar by the way

Thanks!

...but I still think that is stupid. Yeah during the strike don't do any work...that's fine but to banish all ideas/concepts/thoughts that you could of used in present and future projects just doesn't make sense to me AT ALL.

Well, I don't think it meant he could never use the line anywhere ever. In fact, at the time I remember people saying if the strike ended soon enough, he might be able to use the line in the movie if that scene needed reshoots later, or if the dialogue for that scene needed to be re-recorded.

 

[Islander]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Vizzini from the Princess Bride, also played by Wallace Shawn.

 

[Captain MAJ]

(Grand Nagus Zek Suddenly appears)

ZEK: Inconcievable!!!!

(Zek Disappears)

(+5 points for anyone who get's the reference)

Vizzini from the Princess Bride, also played by Wallace Shawn.

You sir, are now the proud owner of 5 points!!