The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU:"This isn't my head. It's the tip of my manhood, bitch."

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: Crap! I'm stuck in a wheelchair, I probably got the worse destiny between the two reailties.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Pike: Crap! I'm stuck in a wheelchair, I probably got the worse destiny between the two reailties.

Spock and Uhura in the Turbo-shaft...kissing...A small, high pitched noise, like that of a ballon losing air, is heard..

"My bad," Uhura says as Spock gropes her behind.


Rob

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Beep-beep, bitch."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Upon the 100th take of Uhura revealing her panties, JJ yells..

"Nope...lets try it again"

To which Pine, under the bed, says..

"Oh yeah.."


Rob

 

[Garth Rockett]

What?? Is this true what you're saying that an idea can't be used because it was formed during the writers strike? That is the stupidest fuckin thing I've heard in some time. So private ideas in the minds of people employed in the writers guild are what...owned by the guild and not the people?

I don't understand that....and further to that I can't understand how anybody would abide by it. What a racket they got going on over there in Crapwood.

No, that's not at all correct. Abrams came up with a new line of dialogue on the spur of the moment. In other words, he wrote some new words to use in the film, even if he didn't put them on paper. To actually use them would have meant, as a striking member of the Writers' Guild, that he was crossing the picket line. As a member of the Writers' Guild, he supported the strike and did not want to cross the picket line, therefore he couldn't use the line. He was showing solidarity with the Guild, that's all.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled parody thread....

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Hey, what happened to that drill anyway?
Spock: It crashed into the Pacific Ocean. It plugged the hole they were drilling like a shower drain.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau: Just a flesh wound.

 

[Islander]

Nero - "Hello Christopher, I'm Nero"
Pike - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

 

[EnsignRicky]

Nero: Hello Christoper, I'm Nero.
Pike: Nero? What is that short for, Tiberius Claudius Nero? If you see your parents, tell them that that's some real creative thinking right there. Who's your first officer, Brutus?

 

[LeadHead]

Starfleet Commander Tyler Perry: Wait, the Enterprise was only gone for a day and it had 3 Captains?!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk: My original idea to defeat the Kobayashi Maru was to hail the Klingons and show a picture of Captain Robau, at which point they would scream like litttle girls, piss themselves, and run away. Except Bones told me the computer would blow up if I did that.

 

[Islander]

(After capturing the Jellyfish)
Nero - "So, Spock, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Romulus. Well, you were wrong. You are now our prisoner, and you will held hostage until such time, as all of the federation planets are destroyed."
(Nero opens the Jellyfish's door)
Nero - "He's not in there!"

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: You've got a guy in here again? It better not be Quagmire this time!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

*A Romulan on the drilling platform gets roasted*

Kirk: "I guess you couldn't take the heat."

LATER

*Kirk shoots a Romulan*

Kirk: "I guess you... got shot."

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Kirk: "What kind of fleet would hang out in a place like this?"

Spock: "One that is cursed."

McCoy: "Pirates! Murderers! They prey on any ship stupid enough to enter the nebula!"

Spock: "Many decades ago, the Orions swore an oath to Robert April - the first Captain of the Enterprise... to warp to his aid, to fight. But when the time came, when his need was most dire... they fled... vanishing into the darkness of the nebula..."

 

[Silversmok3]

.....Your refusal would be unwise


'Wait-according to that 24th century memo padd they found on Zefram's estate,I'm promoted to Admiral next year.Don't sweat it George."

-Captain Robau

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I would rather watch Romulus burn 1000 times, blah blah blah.

Kirk: Well then as my idol Captain Robau would say, EAT PHOTONS AND DIE BITCH!

Spock: Praise be to Robau.

Nero: Maybe killing that Robau guy was a bad I... BOOM!

 

[Islander]

(In the bar on Earth)
Kirk - "The name's Kirk... James Kirk. I'll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred."

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: We can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting.

George: Like what?

Robau: Like GETTIN THE H*LL OUTTA HERE!!!

 

[RobertScorpio]

There is a missing scene where Nero steals Spocks brain..and then Uhura screams the following..

"Robau Robau Robau, what is Robau!!!"