Yeah! Hot neighbor alert!

[hellsgate]

Nah, the best I can do is offer a story about one of my sister's old high school buddies in the apartment across the hall.

But, unfortunately, its usually quick awkward hook-up's and the girl has a clingy (Ex) Foster Mother that won't stop hovering at the door whenever I go over to see if she's available, (as the two of them work together.)

 

[sidious618]

This is hands down the best thread I've ever made.

I'm just picturing Fox Mulder saying this.

Everything is better if you picture Fox Mulder saying it.

So...next NYC meet-up at your place bro?

I'd fear for my sister.

 

[tharpdevenport]

No, never. Lucky bastards.

 

[jkladis]

Meanwhile at another message board, a new topic has been posted.

Creepy Neighbor Alert!

 

[sidious618]

Meanwhile at another message board, a new topic has been posted.

Creepy Neighbor Alert!

Hey, she was the one who invited me in to talk about teaching! Then again, that incident with the binoculars is going to be hard to explain.

 

[JonathonWally]

Meanwhile at another message board, a new topic has been posted.

Creepy Neighbor Alert!

Doing another vanity search?...

 

[sidious618]

I'm currently sitting outside and she just stepped out in her bathrobe to smoke a cigarette. Apparently she had a really late night.

 

[FPAlpha]

*hums the Mrs. Robinson tune*

 

[Kirby]

I had a hot neighbor in college, but she was so immature and obnoxious she was a complete turn off.
Hey, where's Trekker in this thread? Doesn't he have a hot neighbor?

 

[Jax]

Never had a hot neighbor

 

[sidious618]

So I went to drop off a book to her as a thank you for helping me out with the teaching ideas and she answered the door in only a towel. Sadly, she kind of moved to the side. I'm not sure why she answered the door. She was clearly hung over, though. So I dropped it off and she had to go dry off so I wasn't able to set up when we'd meet again which sucks.

 

[Plecostomus]

This thread is becoming increasingly useless, you can correct this problem with pics.

 

[sidious618]

I'll try and think of a famous person that looks like her but I can't do better than that.

 

[Plecostomus]

Yes I am kidding. Very much so! OMG SO KIDDING

I'll try and think of a famous person that looks like her but I can't do better than that.

You live in new york, I live in new york. Gimme your address and I'll be the Drive-Bye Weirdo Who Took A Picture ('cause it lasts longer!).

 

[FPAlpha]

That may be the 2nd or 3rd time she's thinking "Man.. get a move on!!! Whip it out!"

Or not..

Only one way to test it though

 

[Ruaidhri]

When I was a kid the family next door included a very buxom blonde woman, who would in the summer wash her blue Ford Probe every weekend in a string bikini.

Right beneath my window. Very cool, especially in my teenage years.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I had a hot neighbor when I was about 12. She was Ukrainian, married and about 28. Tall, blonde,nice athletic body.
My bedroom had a window that was about 3 meters from a window into her apartment.

She used to have lots of sex with her hubby and was a real screamer. In the summer they would let their window open and after sex she would walk around the house naked.
I "happened" to see her quite a few times. I'm now convinced she knew and didn't care. She was gone after 2 years.

I still have a couple of hot neighbors though.

 

[Jax]

She used to have lots of sex with her hubby and was a real screamer. In the summer they would let their window open and after sex she would walk around the house naked.

My attention has never been so strong when reading a post on TREK BBS

 

[RoJoHen]

Star Trek fans, having vicarious sex through their neighbors since 1966!

 

[Jax]

Star Trek fans, having vicarious sex through their neighbors since 1966!

If thats not a bumper sticker I don't know what is