Movie Caption Contest #98: Frustrations

[Triskelion]

- Look at this one Jim.
- Spock I'm trying to talk here. I don't have time to examine every gnarly thing that comes out of your nose.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: If de shoe feeets....

SPOCK: Play him off Keyboard Uhura.

 

[cooleddie74]

Keyboard Uhura hated requests for Billy Joel standards.

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "In this timeline it was only I who served with Captain Pike, and you sir, are no Christopher Pike."

 

[Alrik]

Sing-a-long night at the Piano Bar came to an abrupt end the moment Shatner requested 'Rocketman'.

 

[SeerSGB]

Spock: Bitch better have my money.

Uhura: ~sigh~ Ever since that mindmeld with his brother Carl he's been a total ass.

 

[S'kai]

The mood was very upbeat for the auditions for Star Trek XI, until Nimoy insisted on being called in order of SAG seniority.

 

[Rat Boy]

Actor playing Dax: "Wait a minute; isn't this Data's quarters?"

Nimoy: "You, sir, can get the fuck out."

 

[Candlelight]

Uhura: "Who stole my photoshopped keyboard?"

 

[Finn]

"I hate it when Spock brings up the night I accidently slept with my roommate. I don't know why those men have a fetish for green women".

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura hated it...HATED IT...when engineering staff stripteases forgot to include hot oil for the pecs.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Am I to understand you said my head looked like a FANNY, Captain?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Am I to understand you said my head looked like a FANNY, Captain?"

Picard: "I'm a Frenchman with a British accent. I said your head looked like an arse. It's Worf's head that looks like a fanny."

 

[Candlelight]

"THAT is your concept for the 100th Caption This contest, Mr Rat Boy?"
"It's pretty... uh..."
"Perhaps for inspiration you should use gweat Wussian epic-"
"Shut up Chekov!"

(Seriously I'm hoping for an image from each film!)

 

[Rat Boy]

"THAT is your concept for the 100th Caption This contest, Mr Rat Boy?"
"It's pretty... uh..."
"Perhaps for inspiration you should use gweat Wussian epic-"
"Shut up Chekov!"

(Seriously I'm hoping for an image from each film!)

You'll see, and some of you will see better than others.

 

[Captain Crow]

Fashion Police Spock: Oh, honey! Those shoes don't go with that outfit and that hand bag is hideous, plus you're wearing white after Labor Day. And what's with the makeup? You look like a clown thats punched in the face about a dozen time.

(Sulu runs out of room crying)

 

[Daneel]

RU'AFO: "Then it's agreed, Captain: I'll give you the name of my tailor, and you hand over the Ba'ku to us."

PICARD: "And you're sure he'll put some of those fancy gold stripes on my uniform, at no extra charge?"

RU'AFO: "Absolutely! Just tell him Ru'afo sent you."

ADMIRAL DOUGHERTY: "See? This way, everybody wins!"

 

[Daneel]

McCOY: "Alright Spock, what's this 'medical emergency' you needed me for?"

SPOCK: "Your services are required here, Dr. McCoy."

McCOY: "Alright, let's see what we've got... what the hell? Spock, you did this?" >Spock nods< "Dammit man, I know you don't like it when Uhura falls asleep during your briefings, but supergluing her hand to her face is not the way to teach her a lesson!"

SPOCK: "My apologies, Doctor. The complexities of human pranks sometimes elude me."

 

[SeerSGB]

Nimoy: Damn it Kim, for the last time keep your clothes on!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "We've seen enough of your moonwalking, Doctor McCoy."