Nope it's the latter. But I paid in Canadian money so I think it was the equivalent of 73 cents.
I did several manly rituals the past two weeks!
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Nope it's the latter. But I paid in Canadian money so I think it was the equivalent of 73 cents.
Well anything that happens in a strip club is automatically manly simply due to the setting. Except drinking a Diet Pepsi. I somehow figured out how to do the only non-manly thing than can be done in a strip club.
Jason
That one always gets me.. prior to all the Diet craze everybody was fine with the original coke and now it became the redheaded stepchild???
And as for the blowjob in a stripclub.. there goes the myth about stripclubs not being brothels in disguise
Somehow i am reminded about the scene in 40 year old virgin where they take the guy and force him to do manly things.. pee against a wall in public, pick up a drunk chick in a bar etc.. hilarious scene!
And as for the blowjob in a stripclub.. there goes the myth about stripclubs not being brothels in disguise
Somehow i am reminded about the scene in 40 year old virgin where they take the guy and force him to do manly things.. pee against a wall in public, pick up a drunk chick in a bar etc.. hilarious scene!
Drinking Diet Coke especially is not manly because it tastes like watered down crap.
That's because people who drink Diet think they're being healthy.
Yeah, my dentist cleared that one up for me when I was a kid.
Well, people like to eat, too, and that's "animal." They also like to run and climb. Sex is no different, except most people were raised in a social construct that taught them to be ashamed of themselves. People should laugh and smile at sex just like they do at carnival rides and cheeseburgers.
Well, people like to eat, too, and that's "animal." They also like to run and climb. Sex is no different, except most people were raised in a social construct that taught them to be ashamed of themselves. People should laugh and smile at sex just like they do at carnival rides and cheeseburgers.
I Find eating to be primtive as well. I enjoy it, oviously to much since I am fat, but I am also aware that I am basically eating a dead animal. I sometimes blame my OCD for this type of thinking. I am not good at being able to bullshit myself which is something I think is kind of important for humans to be able to do. People are supose to be able to put these type of thoughts in the back of their mind and not really think about them.
Jason
When I was a single man I used to laugh during sex, but it was more the "Mwah-hah-hah-hah!" bass-sounding mad scientist laugh that tended to unnerve the ladies.
^^ Yeah, generally "Yippee!" is more appreciated than "Mwa-ha-ha." 
That just leads to repression, which is not good for people.
^^ Yeah, generally "Yippee!" is more appreciated than "Mwa-ha-ha."
That just leads to repression, which is not good for people.
A little repression is a good thing. How would we humans cope if we kepth thinking about the fact we are going to die someday. Also we have all done things we aren't proud of or made mistakes. People basically need a little denail when it comes to looking at themselves in the mirror so they can cope with these type of problems. I'm not good at this because of my OCD. I basically think about things over and over to a point where you eventually only see the bad things about yourself.
Jason
^^ Yeah, generally "Yippee!" is more appreciated than "Mwa-ha-ha."
Yes, RJ, but by the time I got to the "Mwah-hah-hah-hah!" part, they were usually in too deep to get out gracefully. Their panic only enhanced my pleasure.
Mwah-hah-hah-hah!
^^ There's something backwards about that last sentence.
Maybe everyone would appreciate life more and live it more fully.
I once again went to a stripclub. I even did a more manly thing and got my first lapdance. Granted I am now out of $20 I was going to use to go see "Transformers" on Wednesday and I will have to borrow it from my mom. While I enhanced my manlyness I also increased my nerdiness. A 33 year old guy shouldn't be borrowing money from his mom to go see "Transformers" because he gave it to a stripper.
Jason
Jason
Mebbe you could go visit the aforementioned stripper, ask her to go see "Transformers" with you, and ask her if she can pay because, after all, you DID give her all of your money. Strippers always love to pay for stuff.
Hey, the worst she could say is, "No"...maybe you will even get a free lap dance during the slow part of the movie out of it
Yes, RJ, but by the time I got to the "Mwah-hah-hah-hah!" part, they were usually in too deep to get out gracefully. Their panic only enhanced my pleasure.
Mwah-hah-hah-hah!
^^ There's something backwards about that last sentence.
Maybe something more like "Mwah-hah-hah-huh-huh-ugh!-ugh!-ugh!-uhhhhhhhhh..."
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