Caption Contest 31: snappin' turtles

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Crap, I keep getting lens flare!

 

[Treknut]

Archer "Hey my placemat name is wrong it's Archer not Prey"

Trip "I told you I could calibrate the transporter to not rematerialise clothes T'Pol - say cheese"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Linda Park: At least they didn't make the Asian actress hold the camera.

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: We've been sitting here for twenty minutes and the waitress hasn't come take our orders yet!

Tucker: I think this View-master is broken, 'cause I can't see a damn thing.

Arch: You're holding it backwards dumbass!

 

[Rat Boy]

Mayweather: "Forget to sip up when you left the head, Captain?"

Trip: "I'm putting this on my Facebook page."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"ANOTHER photo of the Captain?

What, Commander...you got a freaky little THING for him or somethin'?"

ARCHER:"I sure hope that crap tastes better than it looks. Or my first officer smells."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Quick...someone get some shots of the front of the bridge for insurance purposes!"

TRAVIS:"We're sure to get our deposit back now!!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Anthony: Jolene is actually eating something!

Connor: I better take a picture, 'cause noone is gonna believe it!

Linda: Wait a few seconds and you can have one of her purging it!

Hoshi: Captain will you hurry up with your birthday wish and blow out the damn candles so we can eat the cake!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MEAN ALIEN: Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

ARCHER: Why no....go right ahead.

MEANER ALIEN: If I were you I'd be...

ARCHER: Leaving? What a good idea!

 

[Shatmandu]

When Brannon Braga has a good idea, it's best to document the historical moment.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"The Captain is such a primadonna. This must be the tenth picture you've taken of him in his HOME OF THE WHOPPER boxers."

T'POL:"...and there...on the shuttlepod hatch handle...was a BORG HOOK!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"The photo shoot done yet? We have work to do!"

TRAVIS:"I don't think Commander Tucker's gonna stop until he gets the captain to take his shirt off."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Trip: "Captain Porthos..."

Travis: "Cheese!"

Dog barks...

Hoshi: (mockingly checks UT) "Let's go sniff Romulan ass..."

Malcolm: (aside shot) "Not sure I want to come that close to an aft torpedo launcher..."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"How many pictures of the captain's chair DO you need for eBay, Commander?"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"We can go now, Captain.

They don't seem to have a crude pelt in my size."

 

[NXOner]

Starfleet Dossier Incompetency Hearing Evidence Vol 1. Section 2346
The moment before Asteroid Collision

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: A dorkfish and a Vulcan belly dance. Now I've seen everything.
Hoshi: Told ya I could hypnotize, fool.

Archer: T'Pol, don't tell them it's my birthday, alright?
T'Pol: You should have thought of that at TGIF's on my birthday.
Buzaan: Who wants caaake?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Starfleet Dossier Incompetency Hearing Evidence Vol 1. Section 2346
The moment before Asteroid Collision

WIN

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"I don't have the heart to tell ya, Commander...but...you don't have a memory card in that thing."

T'POL:"This reminds me of my first lesbian experience."

ARCHER:"What?!"

T'POL:"Nothing."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"The Captain doesn't HAVE a good side. Trust me.

I saw him get out of the shower once. Guy's pastier and paler than uncooked bacon from an albino pig."