Oh, I just figured you were getting your keyboard replaced.![]()



Well......that too.
Oh, I just figured you were getting your keyboard replaced.![]()
To support your stupid assertions.Why would I "present" data to you?
No, we've stated our entrenched position as people with a degree of common sense, education, and overall intelligence that you clearly lack.You have already stated your entranced position as skeptics.
Every one of us is more qualified to understand non-linear equations than you qualified to understand the first thing about genetics, clones, mammoths, dinosaurs, prehistory, Hitler, television syndication, parallel processing, SATA drives, artificial intelligence, etc, etc.
You've repeatedly established to all of us that you are not qualified to understand much of anything, let alone speak about it with any authority whatsoever. That said, why, oh why, should we accept that you understood this particular topic when you've openly displayed you ignorance about virtually every other topic you've ever addressed on this entire board?
We have, and we've come to the peer-reviewed conclusion that you're a scientifically ignorant loonie, and that what you've suggested has already been tried, and retried, and has never produced positive results, nor any potential for such.In any case if you were that interested you would have done your own research on the data and would have been convinced I was correct all along.
Please post a link to this font of knowledge. I could use a good laugh.I already have a website devoted to the complexities of stopping tornadoes.We have a forum too to discuss issues.
posted by Astyanax:
In the future, poodle-haired, tight-trousered rock guitarists will be our first line of defence against tornadoes. They will be deployed as mobile units, on flatbed trucks piled high with concert speakers.
Yeah. Knocking out a candle and knocking out a fucking tornado are pretty much the same thing.![]()
BTW, esecallum, the folks responding to your thread at abovetopsecret.com don't appear to be taking your idea too seriously either. My favorite response thus far is:
posted by Astyanax:
In the future, poodle-haired, tight-trousered rock guitarists will be our first line of defence against tornadoes. They will be deployed as mobile units, on flatbed trucks piled high with concert speakers.
noknowes clearly doesn't understand scale. Every time you double the target size, the area/mass increases by a factor of 8 (is cubed). Even a small tornado has several million times the area of a candle flame. To have any impact on a tornado, noKnowes will have to do more than just scale up his output by a factor of several million times, but will also have to cube that figure.
Again, using the most efficient speakers known to man, an array large enough to compensate for the increased scale (of a tornado versus a candle flame), would require a speaker array covering several square miles.
We need a nuke, not a big one but just a nuke. If moveis have taught us anything dropping a nuke into an oncoming natural disaster solves everything.
Blackhole? nuke
Can you tone down some of your criticisms a bit chardman.
Can you tone down some of your criticisms a bit chardman.
I will most certainly make the effort, but when someone states that Woolly Mammoths could be cloned from Dinosaur DNA, because they walked the Earth at the same time... Let's just say that it's difficult to not ridicule the content of such posts. And when the same poster consistently, and without fail, contributes such nonsense to each and every thread they post in, it is often difficult to not ridicule the poster as well.
I will however endeavor to do so.
There was an article in an IEEE journal (Aerospace and Electronic Systems Magazine, Volume 22, Issue 6, June 2007) about taming tornadoes with microwave beams directed at narrow volumes of air to heat up the cold downdraft regions in proximity to the warm updraft regions. There is a feedback system that adjusts the intensity and direction of the beam accordingly with the changing system. The paper doesn't address much details since it's very much an open problem with multiple hurdles to overcome. YOu'll need to have an accurate model of tornado formation and also a rapid method of obtaining and analyzing atmospheric data. All in all this sounds like a lot of PhDs.![]()
We need a nuke, not a big one but just a nuke. If moveis have taught us anything dropping a nuke into an oncoming natural disaster solves everything.
Blackhole? nuke
Sometimes they work, sometimes not. They used a nuke to try and stop a crack in the world in a movie of the same name back in 1965:
"If we can start Tucamoa erupting before the crack gets there, we stand a chance of stopping it."
"Yeah, but how do you start up a volcano?"
"With a nuclear bomb."
"He never learns!"
He never learns is right ! All it did was cause the crack to split into 2 cracks before they eventually converged and the crust was blown into space to form a new moon. Oddly enough no one was seriously hurt.
The conditions that form tornadoes might have to be fairly precise... yet they happen fairly frequently. And it would be incredibly hard to affect the flow of air or the temperature of that air, hot or cold, over what would be an enormous area...
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