Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
So through transitive property... RANDY SAVAGE IS JESUS CHRIST!

Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
So through transitive property... RANDY SAVAGE IS JESUS CHRIST!![]()
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
So through transitive property... RANDY SAVAGE IS JESUS CHRIST!![]()
You know the truth now, brother. Spread the good news!
J.
how the hell does a Slim Jim factory explode?
J.
So through transitive property... RANDY SAVAGE IS JESUS CHRIST!![]()
You know the truth now, brother. Spread the good news!
J.
SLAM INTO A BIBLE!
how the hell does a Slim Jim factory explode?
J.
Snapping into too many Slim Jims at once.
That is NOT funny. I cannot even begin to comprehend a clusterfuck of that magnitude. The destruction of London by a nuclear bomb would be but a minor annoyance compare to... that.
Ahem... Kind Sirs,
May I politely suggest that the cessation of production of your 'pizza rolls' and other 'processed food stuffs' may actually be beneficial to the American people and your 'glandular issues'.
Yours, An Englander,
*rolls up umberella and firmly places bowler hat in place*
Two words: Shepherd's Pie. Who eats shepherds?!![]()
Pizza-rolls are not a "processed food stuff" they are pure compressed nuggets of Godhood! Not even the All Mighty Robau can compare to the awesomeness of pizza-rolls.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
Geez, hairy palms, blindness, dead kittens, Slim Jim factory explosions...
Nothing ever goes right when I touch myself.![]()
Pizza-rolls are not a "processed food stuff" they are pure compressed nuggets of Godhood! Not even the All Mighty Robau can compare to the awesomeness of pizza-rolls.
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste![]()
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!![]()
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!![]()
AMEN!
Testify!
J.
Pizza-rolls are not a "processed food stuff" they are pure compressed nuggets of Godhood! Not even the All Mighty Robau can compare to the awesomeness of pizza-rolls.
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste![]()
K'ehleyr, I am an American, according to the textbook definition I have no taste and never ever will have taste. It's right there on page 193, paragraph 14.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ sorry Joey didn't think you were on here
'GQ physique' hmmm = gigantic quarters?
*jest*
And why do you guys have to have your pizza in rolls? Is a round one too confusing to know where to start?![]()
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ sorry Joey didn't think you were on here
'GQ physique' hmmm = gigantic quarters?
*jest*
And why do you guys have to have your pizza in rolls? Is a round one too confusing to know where to start?![]()
Joey, huh? Ohhh, I can't believe you went THERE on me!
Gigantic quarters? Gigantic hindquarters, thanks to the good folks at Totino's and Hershey's.
If I have to explain the magic of pizza rolls and Hot Pockets, then you must never have had one...![]()
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste![]()
K'ehleyr, I am an American, according to the textbook definition I have no taste and never ever will have taste. It's right there on page 193, paragraph 14.
You can't blame the bookBTW what else does it say?
I could totally go for some Pizza Rolls right now.
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