OMFG The Slim Jim Factory Exploded!
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Amaris
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You know the truth now, brother. Spread the good news!
J.
You know the truth now, brother. Spread the good news!
J.
SLAM INTO A BIBLE!
Snapping into too many Slim Jims at once.
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Amaris
Guest
So through transitive property... RANDY SAVAGE IS JESUS CHRIST!
You know the truth now, brother. Spread the good news!
J.
SLAM INTO A BIBLE!
The only response to either of these can be:
OH YEAH!
J.
It is nicer than Cottage Pie, far too 'bricky'.
Pizza-rolls are not a "processed food stuff" they are pure compressed nuggets of Godhood! Not even the All Mighty Robau can compare to the awesomeness of pizza-rolls.
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ sorry Joey didn't think you were on here
'GQ physique' hmmm = gigantic quarters?
*jest*
And why do you guys have to have your pizza in rolls? Is a round one too confusing to know where to start?
Plecostomus
Commodore
As long as the Pop Tart factory is intact I believe I'll be okay.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Geez, hairy palms, blindness, dead kittens, Slim Jim factory explosions...
Nothing ever goes right when I touch myself.
God-damn kitten-killing hairy-palm'd Slim-Jim factory wrecking wanker.
that's just too over the top even for me. 
Plecostomus
Commodore
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste
K'ehleyr, I am an American, according to the textbook definition I have no taste and never ever will have taste. It's right there on page 193, paragraph 14.
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Amaris
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Plecostomus
Commodore
The Hess here in town stopped carrying the Nacho ones. The clerk offered me "sweet and spicy" ones instead... I don't shop there anymore.
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste
K'ehleyr, I am an American, according to the textbook definition I have no taste and never ever will have taste. It's right there on page 193, paragraph 14.
You can't blame the book
BTW what else does it say?Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ sorry Joey didn't think you were on here
'GQ physique' hmmm = gigantic quarters?
*jest*
And why do you guys have to have your pizza in rolls? Is a round one too confusing to know where to start?
Joey, huh? Ohhh, I can't believe you went THERE on me!Gigantic quarters? Gigantic hindquarters, thanks to the good folks at Totino's and Hershey's.
If I have to explain the magic of pizza rolls and Hot Pockets, then you must never have had one...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ sorry Joey didn't think you were on here
'GQ physique' hmmm = gigantic quarters?
*jest*
And why do you guys have to have your pizza in rolls? Is a round one too confusing to know where to start?
Gigantic quarters? Gigantic hindquarters, thanks to the good folks at Totino's and Hershey's.
If I have to explain the magic of pizza rolls and Hot Pockets, then you must never have had one...
Glad you got the reference though
No I have to admit to never having experienced those culinary delicacies, I consider myself lucky
Plecostomus
Commodore
and RJH ~ really thought he'd have better taste, actually some taste
K'ehleyr, I am an American, according to the textbook definition I have no taste and never ever will have taste. It's right there on page 193, paragraph 14.
You can't blame the book
It says I should wait for the wife to leave and start a "Flirt With K'ehleyr" thread and a "Facts About Zion Ravescene" thread.
Plecostomus
Commodore
First an epic makeout session and now pizza rolls.
PM me your address I'll be over as quick as I can.