I want to get drunk and make out with someone

[RoJoHen]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

 

[Brent]

Get a hooker?

 

[Starbreaker]

You have to

1. drink
2. go to parties/clubs/bars

 

[RoJoHen]

Get a hooker?

Um, no.

You have to

1. drink
2. go to parties/clubs/bars

I do all of these things regularly.

At parties, I usually already know or have previously made out with the girls there. Or I dislike them and want nothing to do with them.

Clubs and bars, at least the ones around here, are terrible places to meet women unless you want to end up with several STDs.

 

[Starbreaker]

You can't get STDs from kissing!

 

[RoJoHen]

You can't get STDs from kissing!

I bet you could from these girls.

Hell, you could probably get an STD just by being in the same room. Airborne STDs.

 

[The Grim Ghost]

Get a hooker?

I thought hookers had that no kissing rule. Or was that just in Pretty Woman?

 

[Goji]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

Well, alright. But I'm not promising anything fantastic.

 

[RoJoHen]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

Well, alright. But I'm not promising anything fantastic.

I can settle.

 

[bigdaddy]

Fuck kissing get to the real stuff!

However I feel for you....

 

[RoJoHen]

Fuck kissing get to the real stuff!

Please elaborate on the term "fuck kissing."

 

[Brent]

Get a hooker?

I thought hookers had that no kissing rule. Or was that just in Pretty Woman?

I dunno, I don't really know anything about them

 

[Goji]

I'm not sure I feel appreciated enough for this now.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm not sure I feel appreciated enough for this now.

*pats Goji on the head*

 

[Goji]

Okay, I'm better now. Let's go.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I don't drink but I want to make out with someone. Just not Goji or any of his gender. No offense Goji.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Get a hooker?

Um, no.

You have to

1. drink
2. go to parties/clubs/bars

I do all of these things regularly.

At parties, I usually already know or have previously made out with the girls there. Or I dislike them and want nothing to do with them.

Clubs and bars, at least the ones around here, are terrible places to meet women unless you want to end up with several STDs.

So you want to get drunk and make out with a stranger, just one that is of high moral fiber? Hmmm be patient I am sure the Japanese will invent a robot for that in a few years.

 

[Goji]

I don't drink but I want to make out with someone. Just not Goji or any of his gender. No offense Goji.

And my self esteem takes another hit.

 

[Amaris]

Hey, I'm available and I'm fuckin' filled to the brim with high moral fiber!


J.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Hey, I'm available and I'm fuckin' filled to the brim with high moral fiber!


J.

You sound like a box of cereal.