Movie Caption Contest #96: Let's Pretend

[Shatmandu]

What Madeline usually saw on Mr. Nichols' computer made her back out of the office anyway.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Madeline never knew what to expect when she walked into Dr. Nichols' office, but she never expected... nude jumping jacks!

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: The paint? It says here the paint won't be dry until Tuesday.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Message from the Admiralty, sir. Its says French spies have infiltrated the British Fleet.

PICARD: Mon dieu!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Number One, I believe it's time we showed the ladies how to Horatio Hornblower.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Oh, this is my grocery list. And I need to add slim jims.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker Johnson: "As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...

... turtlehead."

 

[Rat Boy]

She pretended not to notice the fact that her boss was doing nude jumping jacks in front of the two people who flew in from Scotland. Madeline just did as she was told and walked out.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Look at this old porn, sir. You can see her ankles.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: This ship's manifest kinda stinks, sir.
Picard: That's not the ship's manifest, Number One. It's the captain's toilet roll.

 

[Mistral]

Riker: Oh, this is my grocery list. And I need to add slim jims.

Picard: "Too late. The plant blew up on Tuesday."

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[cooleddie74]

MADELEINE:"I sure hope what I just stepped in is pudding."

PICARD:"Out there...set course for the Herringway."

RIKER:"What's a Herringway?!?"

PICARD:"Oh, about one stone six pounds."

(*Geordi does rimshot noise on portside cannon*)

 

[cooleddie74]

"Excuse me...Doctor Nichols?

There's a man outside asking for you. He says his name is Inigo Montoya...and you are going to die.

He said you'd know what that meant."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I had a dream last night I was Worf's hair brush. You think that means anything?"

Riker: "Hmm. This is Dr. Pulaski's sexual conquest list."
Picard: "Burn that shit, Numbah One."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker, glancing to his right: "Computer, Authorization Riker 29, remove Captain Picard's breeches and put him in a pink tutu."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Two important 23rd century inventions were revealed on this day: transparent aluminum, and, to Madeline's horror, the Triple Dutch Rudder.

 

[Candlelight]

Riker giggles.

Picard: "Poop deck?"
Riker: "Seamen"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Will, when I said I wanted something long, hard and full of seamen, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I actually meant a submarine."

 

[Candlelight]

"Will, when I said I wanted something long, hard and full of seamen, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I actually meant a submarine."

"I suppose you don't want my rusty trumbone either?"

 

[Shatmandu]

"Will, when I said I wanted something long, hard and full of seamen, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I actually meant a submarine."

"I suppose you don't want my rusty trumbone either?"

Picard: "Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?"