What happens when all the regenerations are up?

[Jim Steele]

Dear TrekBBS,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole thread for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions.

But what we found out is that each one of us is a demented NuWho fanboy with a penchant for stalking lesbians on public transport...

...a northerner who models himself on a fictional service droid

...and a bitter, foul mouthed scotsman with a penis fixation

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Zoolander Hating Club

DON'T YOU

FORGET ABOUT ME

(BOB)

 

[wamdue]

in my defence she gets on the same bus as me, not vice versa.

she was back with her unattractive girl friend, I dont get it, she could do so much better.

 

[Starkers]

aw Wamdue you cray funster you!

Maybe what they both need is some young male Dr Who fan to convert them?

 

[Jim Steele]

TennantLesbian: "OH WAMDUE YOU'VE CURED ME"

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

Wamdue: "I'm just showing her my sonic screwdriver..."

Passer By: "Scottish bus drivers in Peterborough?"

 

[Pindar]

TennantLesbian: "OH WAMDUE YOU'VE CURED ME"

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

Wamdue: "I'm just showing her my sonic screwdriver..."

Passer By: "Scottish bus drivers in Peterborough?"

Would kids these days know what Heavy Petting was?

Plus, also, I hear it leads to seat wetting.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

TennantLesbian: "OH WAMDUE YOU'VE CURED ME"

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

Wamdue: "I'm just showing her my sonic screwdriver..."

Passer By: "Scottish bus drivers in Peterborough?"

Would kids these days know what Heavy Petting was?

Plus, also, I hear it leads to seat wetting.

Heavy petting... like petting but heavier?

 

[The]

Won't that hurt your hands?

 

[wamdue]

Maybe what they both need is some young male Dr Who fan to convert them?

im not really bothered about her girl friend, she is THAT unattractive

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

that would not be the first time ive been told off for that.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Maybe what they both need is some young male Dr Who fan to convert them?

im not really bothered about her girl friend, she is THAT unattractive

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

that would not be the first time ive been told off for that.

Tip, if you're doing it to yourself, it's not heavy petting.

 

[Jim Steele]

Heavy panting, maybe.

 

[wamdue]

Driver: "Ho! Nae heavy pettin' oan the fuckin' bus!"

that would not be the first time ive been told off for that.

Tip, if you're doing it to yourself, it's not heavy petting.[/QUOTE] I guess it depends on how you define heavy petting, but one bus driver on the school bus told me not to kiss my then girl friend, but another one, all but encouraged it.