The biggest disappointment of this excellent movie

[TheInsideMan]

Not enough lens flares.

I was disgusted - no, outraged, that I paid good money, earned with blood, sweat and tears - to see a movie which was seriously lacking the holy flares of the lens.

WHAT WAS JJ THINKING????

JJ? Buddy? Next time, MORE LENS FLARES!!!!

GIVE ME THE FLARES, I GIVE YOU MY MONEY FOR TREK 12.

 

[Jeyl]

JJ said that he did it because we have a very bright future ahead of us. Unfortunately that only applies when your on the Bridge of the Enterprise. Anywhere else is just a rusting, concrete floored brewery.

 

[Jeri]

I liked the paint jobs in the brewery, like the teal bin that Scotty beamed into; and the swirly lighting on the vats, in Communications.

Still, a little lens flare in there in Communications might have kept me from remembering Bob McKenzie getting stranded in a vat at Elsinore Brewery and drinking all the beer in Strange Brew.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I saw this movie three times, and the only time I noticed them was on the message boards.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I only noticed 1 lense flare on the Kelvin's bridge at the begining of the film.

 

[TheInsideMan]

I saw this movie three times, and the only time I noticed them was on the message boards.

Same here.

 

[kythe]

I saw this movie three times, and the only time I noticed them was on the message boards.

Same here.

Me too. I didn't even know what lens flare was until I read about it here. It's amazing how nit-picky we get when we band together.

 

[Lynn Minmay]

The lens flare isn't as bad as everyone says. Y'all are just being a little crybabies.

Besides. I'd rather have THAT then blue schlongs waggling around.

 

[Greg Cox]

What lens flares? Seriously, this is the only place I've read about them. None of the major reviews complained about them. And none of the people I saw the movie with mentioned them afterwards. We were too busy snickering about the reference to Archer's beagle . . . .

 

[stonester1]

JJ said that he did it because we have a very bright future ahead of us. Unfortunately that only applies when your on the Bridge of the Enterprise. Anywhere else is just a rusting, concrete floored brewery.

But when what is brewed is this good, by the great bird of the galaxy, we could all be so unfortunate.

 

[Nebula1400]

What the hell is a lens flare?

 

[Braindeer]

The lens flare isn't as bad as everyone says. Y'all are just being a little crybabies.

Besides. I'd rather have THAT then blue schlongs waggling around.

I was impressed by that blue schlong. It must have taken a whole team of animators to get it to move so convincingly.

 

[Dream]

The lens flare isn't as bad as everyone says. Y'all are just being a little crybabies.

Besides. I'd rather have THAT then blue schlongs waggling around.

I was impressed by that blue schlong. It must have taken a whole team of animators to get it to move so convincingly.

It's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

 

[Trilliam]

It's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

Re: lens flare - well that's how bright lights look to me when I'm not wearing my spectacles anyway. Without my specs, the small blue light on DH's desk top computer power button looks like a 5 petal flower. Doesn't every one everyone see intense light like that?

 

[Balrog]

Wah.

 

[scottydog]

I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more lens flare.

 

[Gepard]

What the hell is a lens flare?

These are lens flares:

 

[scottydog]

This cannot be said enough:

I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more lens flare.

 

[roguephoenix]

I saw this movie three times, and the only time I noticed them was on the message boards.

Same here.

then the point of the post would be? hmmm...

 

[Lt. Trull]

remind me where... I dont remember a brewery.... I do however remember a nuclear reactor room.