Facts About Cupcake

[Islander]

That's because he wanted to be a seaman.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

^ Then, what's the creme filling?

 

[cooleddie74]

Fresh semen.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Cupcake mans the hostess station

Oh, Ho Ho! You ol' devil dog!

His brother Twinkie is Sulu's roommate.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake mans the hostess station

Oh, Ho Ho! You ol' devil dog!

His brother Twinkie is Sulu's roommate.

Whom Sulu frequently injected with new filling.

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Cupcake's so fat, he can't even float in zero g.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake has such bad B.O., even the vacuum of space has to hold its nose.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake smells so much that the vacuum of space goes from suck to blow, actually.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's mom?

A fat, bearded bitch!!!

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Cupcake's mom?

A fat, bearded bitch!!!

Crude...but effective.

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Cupcake's momma:

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's momma:

Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers

THE EARLY YEARS

 

[Prons]

Fact: This thread has more pages than the facts about Uhura thread.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake never learned to play ice hockey, because he forgot the formula for the ice.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake pees sitting down. On a training toilet.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Cupcake was Scotty's first choice as a test subject, but he decided to go with a higher lifeform instead.

 

[GNDN]

Cupcake is so fat, Starfleet had to DOUBLE the size of the Enterprise.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake is so fat his ass is a black hole.

 

[pookha]

Cupcake was Scotty's first choice as a test subject, but he decided to go with a higher lifeform instead.

i do wonder at cupcakes reaction as he has been told he will stay assigned to enterprise..
and oh kirk is now captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake failed his first fourteen years at the Academy.