Facts About Cupcake

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Thought it might fit if a "Cupcake" facts thread went in the other direction from the Robau and Pike ones... So here we go:

Cupcake is so stupid, he tried to mate with the warp reactor.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cupcake's so stupid that he let Sulu put some frosting on him.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cupcake is so dumb, he thought "Constitution class" was a poly sci course.

 

[QuasarVM]

I think the next film should be "The Wrath of Cupcake".

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cupcake's so stupid that he called Robau and Pike pussies while they were in the same room.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cupcake is so stupid, he's a huge Clippers fan.

 

[cubbie]

cupcake is so stupid he left the parking brakes on

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cupcake tried to sit in Yankee Stadium's right field bleachers while wearing Red Sox gear.

 

[FailedLurker]

Cupcake is sweet and fluffy and best when smeared with frosting.

What?

 

[cubbie]

If it wasn't for cupcake's girdle, he'd be a pancake

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Cupcake is so misunderstood from our small exposure to him, that there exists this thread poking fun at him

 

[cubbie]

Cupcake gave Robau diarrhea

 

[Trekker4747]

Cupcake's so stupid it took him three years to retort Kirk's dissing of him.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If it wasn't for cupcake's girdle, he'd be a pancake

Cupcake likes wearing a girdle a little bit too much.

Cupcake gave Robau diarrhea

Robau turned it to an advantage, though: He is so badass, even his diarrhea is a weapon.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so fat, he left stretch marks on the transporter pad.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so fat, when he said "beam me up Scotty", he had to take two trips.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cupcake's so bad at finding his way around the Enterprise that he mistook the brewery for the engine room.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so stupid, he thought the blue toilet water was Romulan ale.

 

[cubbie]

Cupcake is so stupid, he thought the blue toilet water was Romulan ale.

and liked it!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cupcake is so fat, you have to take a shuttlecraft and two transporters just to get on his good side.