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Torchwood Sucks

If all these people hate Torchwood so much, why do they watch it? I mean they already hated S1, and they still watch S2 and come comlaining about it!

And what's that problem everybody has with various degrees of bisexuality? :mad:
In my case, it's because - as I said upthread - that I really do want it to be good. I want it to improve. I want to love it. It has so much potential that I haven't given up on it yet. It really could be one of the best shows on TV if done properly. All IMO, of course.

:D

And as for the bisexuality - I have no problem with that whatsoever. But I do think that the show handles sex in a very clunky, adolescent manner.
 
If all these people hate Torchwood so much, why do they watch it? I mean they already hated S1, and they still watch S2 and come complaining about it!

i gave up on it halfway through the first season...it's one of those shows that's not just boring, but is actually actively infuriatingly bad.
 
Although all of the bisexuality on the show is somewhat statistically improbable considering it is an organization of only 5 people, I don't have a problem with it. (In fact, in Toshiko's case, I could have used a lot more of it!:drool:;)) However, I do think it's incredibly immature, juvenile, and (for my particular tastes) really gross for Jack & Ianto to keep regularly having sex in the office like that.

As for Owen, I love him even when he's in total fuckturd mode in Season 1. But then, many of my favorite characters on TV shows are the more abrasive ones-- Rimmer on Red Dwarf, Cartman on South Park, Dr. Kurt Mendel on Odyssey 5, Dr. McKay on Stargate Atlantis, Gaius Baltar on the new Battlestar Galactica. Heck, I'm waiting for Blake's 7 to come out on DVD mostly because, from what I hear, it sounds like this Avon fellow is right up my alley.
 
If all these people hate Torchwood so much, why do they watch it? I mean they already hated S1, and they still watch S2 and come complaining about it!

And what's that problem everybody has with various degrees of bisexuality?

:mad:

Well in fairness I hated season 1 but actually quite enjoyed season 2 when the show calmed down. In hindsight I probably can't have hated s1 that much or else I wouldn't have tuned in for 2, but it riled me with it's 'we're a really adult show' proclamation which it patently wasn't.

Re the bisexuality, when it worked within the context of the story, when it felt real and not shoehorned in just to be shocking (as most of it was in S1) then I had no problem with it. Speaking as a straight guy, I found the Captain Jack Harkness episode really sweet and romantic and lovely. Meanwhile Tosh and whatshername from My Family appealed on a physical level :drool: yet felt nowhere near as 'real'.

As for Owen, I love him even when he's in total fuckturd mode in Season 1. But then, many of my favorite characters on TV shows are the more abrasive ones-- Rimmer on Red Dwarf, Cartman on South Park, Dr. Kurt Mendel on Odyssey 5, Dr. McKay on Stargate Atlantis, Gaius Baltar on the new Battlestar Galactica. Heck, I'm waiting for Blake's 7 to come out on DVD mostly because, from what I hear, it sounds like this Avon fellow is right up my alley.

Oh are you in for a treat. Kerr Avon makes the rest of those guys seem polite, well mannered individuals! :lol:
 
Although all of the bisexuality on the show is somewhat statistically improbable considering it is an organization of only 5 people, I don't have a problem with it. (In fact, in Toshiko's case, I could have used a lot more of it!:drool:;)) However, I do think it's incredibly immature, juvenile, and (for my particular tastes) really gross for Jack & Ianto to keep regularly having sex in the office like that.
Yes, because it's statistically probable to have aliens and immortals on Earth. Let's keep it balanced. :p

About Jack's activities, he lives in the "office". Besides, you don't realize how much goes on in real offices. :devil:

And you're a guy, so male homosexuality makes you sick, while female homosexuality makes you salivate? Could you be even more clichéed? :rolleyes:

(Okay, I grand you that liking Owen is not very cliché at least.)
 
I'm a guy. Straight as far as I can tell... even though I own over a dozen pairs of shoes... and I find the rampant bisexual orgy aspect of Torchwood quite absurd. Everybody does everybody. Did Jack spike the drinking water?

I'm got plenty of friends of all orientations. My dislike has nothing to do with bias and everything to do with what I see as poor writing and poor characterisation.
 
About Jack's activities, he lives in the "office". Besides, you don't realize how much goes on in real offices. :devil:

I didn't know that Jack lived in the office. Even so, I'd think he'd have his own room separate from his working office, like Angel. Or does not being able to die also translate to not being able to sleep anymore?

And you're a guy, so male homosexuality makes you sick, while female homosexuality makes you salivate? Could you be even more clichéed? :rolleyes:

(Okay, I grand you that liking Owen is not very cliché at least.)

Hey, I'm not judging the lifestyle. I'm just saying what I enjoy watching. Your mileage may very.
 
Re the bisexuality, when it worked within the context of the story, when it felt real and not shoehorned in just to be shocking (as most of it was in S1) then I had no problem with it. Speaking as a straight guy, I found the Captain Jack Harkness episode really sweet and romantic and lovely. Meanwhile Tosh and whatshername from My Family appealed on a physical level :drool: yet felt nowhere near as 'real'.

It's difficult to compare the Jack Harkness/Jack Harkness stuff from "Captain Jack Harkness" with the Tosh/Mary stuff from "Greeks Bearing Gifts" because they were 2 different kinds of romances. The Jack/Jack stuff was more about acknowledging sexual identity and embracing it in defiance of the social mores of the 1940s. The Tosh/Mary stuff was more about control, seduction, & manipulation. Jack/Jack felt real because it was real. Tosh/Mary wasn't real because it was Mary manipulating Tosh for her own nefarious ends. However, that doesn't invalidate the legitimate role that the Tosh/Mary affair had within the story context of "Greeks Bearing Gifts." And remember, Tosh's love interest in "Greeks Bearing Gifts" was originally going to be a man. They only changed it after they wrote the story. (And for my entertainment dollar, all things being equal, why not two women?;))

However, I'd agree that there were some other very gratuitous bits of bisexuality done solely for titilation/shock value-- Owen/random guy in "Everything Changes," Gwen/sex monster in "Day One."

So where does the Jack Harkness/John Hart snogging in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" fall on the spectrum?
 
I think it was a mistake for them to make so many spin-offs. Captain Jack was an amazing, outstandingly awesome character in "The Empty Child" and "The Doctor Dances." But they should have kept him, and the attention, on Doctor Who.

Same goes for Sarah Jane. Her return to Doctor Who was great, but her spin-off show is a Power Rangers-style joke.

Meanwhile, every spin-off waters down Doctor Who, draining both creative and actor talents from the series. Then we get crap like Planet of the Dead and The NExt Doctor: Fantastic Plastic Craptastic stuff that is just a carbon copy of what once was.
 
Let me start out by saying the people who do the lighting for the show need to be fired. It has the absolute worst and most "real life" looking lighting I have ever seen in a show. It looks like someone took a 3rd grade class of children and asked them to light the scenes. I cant put my finger on it but the lighting is terrible. Just goes to show how important good lighting is.
2nd, some of the lines and character interactions are horrendous. They make me cringe and want to turn the channel. Almost like they asked a 3rd grade class of children to write it.
3rd, the actors just look like everyday people they pulled off the streets. Especially the asian member. Shes getting old and looks like she should be running a chinese food restaurant.
 
Thats what happens when you find a thread about something in a google search...
Besides. It sucks as much now as it did back then...
The lighting bothered me the most.
 
Is it going to wander around being confused for an episode? Probably try and strangle another thread then decide to change clothes?
 
The first two series are not very good but you should watch the third series children of the earth, I thought it was one of the best shows of the year.
Sorry did not know it was a zombie thread.
 
Well the critics really seem to like it. They're always talking about how "adult and edgy" it is. Do the DW fans just not care for it because there's not enough scifi in it or something?I haven't seen it yet myself; I'm just curious.

Actually, I've had it pointed out that there's a lot more SF in Torchwood than in Doctor Who, which is often seen as "science fantasy" by some. And no I won't restart that old debate - there's a thread about it over on SF/F if you want to dig in.

You'll get as many different answers to your question as you'll find DW fans. Speaking as someone who enjoys Torchwood greatly, I've noted some of these factors in reading some of the hatred towards this show (note: I differentiate between hatred and criticism):

* Russell T. Davies created it. Never mind that RTD made Doctor Who relevant again, award-winning, a pop-culture phenomenon, hired David Tennant, hired Steven Moffat and gave the OK for stories like Blink and Girl in the Fireplace, etc, etc, he's considered the Rick Berman of the DW franchise by a lot of people. Meaning anything he touches is automatically considered shit by some people.

* People have sex. Maybe it's a holdover from the "SF is for kids" stereotype that might sit in people's subconscious, exacerbated by the fact Doctor Who is considered a kids show in some quarters, but there's this automatic assumption that any hint of sex or romance is simply not to be tolerated in this venue. Just look at the conniption fits that happened when McGann kissed Daphne Ashbrook in the TV movie. And you'll find plenty of people complaining about how Rose and Martha were lovey-dovey over the Doctor. And we won't even go into the nuttiness that ensued when Amy snogged the Doctor and tried to go to bed with him. And no one even had sex in those instances. In Torchwood, people shag. (Star Trek fandom also has major issues with sexuality in the TV series and films. Yet many of these same people could care less if Aeryn and John were to get it on every other episode of Farscape, or the cast of Firefly rocked the van, or Starbuck slept with half the deck crew on nuBSG.)

* People of the same sex have sex. There's not much can be said about this one. Some people accept it. Other people are offended. To each their own. But it's definitely a factor.

* John Barrowman feels threatening to some people. I had prepared an explanation of that one, but I figured it was just flame bait to I took it out. Basically if the statement above applies to you, then you understand. If it doesn't apply, then you won't.

* The series stumbled a couple of times coming out of the gate. Hey, the last time anyone attempted a spinoff of Doctor Who they gave us that awful K-9 and Company. TNG, the first Trek spinoff, took nearly 4 years to find its footing. The first season of Torchwood was as much about experimentation than anything else.

* Martha Jones in season 2. Nuff said. Some people just don't like that character.

* Deaths of certain characters. This more applies to seasons 2 and 3. There's a reason why Doctor Who rarely kills off companions. In Torchwood, with the sole exception of Jack, you really don't know who'll survive the season.

* Dark-i-fying certain aspects of DW canon. I know a lot of people were pissed off to see UNIT depicted as running a Gitmo-like establishment during the second season.

* Since you haven't seen it, I can't say much that won't be a huge spoiler, but the Children of Earth mini-series (technically the third season) breaks pretty much every rule established by Doctor Who. While I am of the opinion that this is why Torchwood exists -- to tell stories that cannot be told on Doctor Who, full stop -- others don't agree and feel the spin-off should follow the same rules as the parent program. Sort of like how many many many Trekkies were (initially, at least) upset when DS9 broke the mould and delivered a darker, more morally ambiguous series than TNG and TOS. Yet by the time it ended, it was hailed as a classic with many naming it their favorite Trek series (I'm one). Torchwood has the potential to do the same thing -- indeed I'm of the opinion that Children of Earth was, in many (not all, but many) respects superior to any Doctor Who produced since the series returned.

Alex
 
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