"You will experience fear.
Fear in the face of Cooleddie's demented imagination."
Trek XI Caption Contest #23: FINAL BLOWOUT!!!!!!
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"You will experience fear.
Fear in the face of Cooleddie's demented imagination."
"Frosty...Rudolph...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kirk: Yuck! I didn't know that's what you meant by snowballing! Phootooy!
Kirk never believed you could freeze one's scrotum to arctic ice. Until that one day.
Don't move or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!!!
"Don't make me PHAZE you, bro!!"
KIRK:"Where's the nearest men's room?
NOW, DAMMIT!!!!!"
Old Spock: Well, as long as you still have the rock penis I gave you, the future is safe. ... You still have rock penis, don't you? Don't TELL ME ... YOU DIDN'T LOSE IT, DID YOU!? YOU DID!!!! YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!! F*CK, WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!!
Kirk: Hey, I got the line on a really good club, Bones. Gary Mitchell says it's called the Blue Oyster Club on Castro.
The other cadets walked by, oblivious, but McCoy always stopped for a moment's silence before Kirk who was pulling a face when the wind changed and he stayed that way.
Saldana: If it weren't for being visited by the ghost of Martin Luther King, Jr., I'd quit this film.
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Kirk hoped noone would notice that he was wearing Uhura's uniform.
Saldana: "But why..." (Sniff) "Why does the Kelvin's registry number have to have a 0??"
JJ : "Now you see its like this... I once saw a gazelle when I was in Africa on safari... and I thought it was the hottest thing from that continent, until I saw youuuuu..."
S: "Well my agent was right, there was no casting couch, just a casting bridge chair."
Kirk: Whoa! You've gotta see this... looks like our old instructor from the Academy.
Spock: It is. He said he'd come back to the Academy when hell froze over.
Kirk: If only he left sooner... if only... if only...
Pike: [O.C.] Damn it, Chekov! I told you to use the head before we went to warp!
Kirk: San Francisco? Naw, man -- we're in the Valley, but they're gonna fix it in post.
"That is correct: the Valley, where everything is paved, you will experience one hundred fifteen-degree summer temperatures
and the freeways going to the beach will be like parking lots... "
"And what moron decided that Starfleet Academy was going to be in the Valley, may I ask?"
"Didn't you know? Starfleet Headquarters is really just over that way in Van Nuys.
They only trick it up in post to make it look like it's in Sausalito."
Kirk: Whoa, what a dump!
Spock Prime: It is not all bad, you know. For one thing-
Kirk: Yeah...
Unison: ...it's not in the Valley.
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Yelchin: Det's not true, cooleddie! Dis is my real hair!
CHEKOV BARTLETT
School's in. For bad perms.
Star Trip : Trailer Hitch & behind the scenes
Kirk : No really I was chased by a monster this big !
Cadet : Doesn't that happen later in this film ?
Kirk : Dang non-liner storytelling !
Kirk : Stop !
Nero : In the name of love ?
Kirk : No, Stop !
Nero : 'cause I really love you ?
Kirk (thinking) : Oh crud, I just remembered this thing has no breaks because of the lack of spokes on the wheels, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !
Kirk & Sulu (thinking) : We have to jump off the shuttle in these things ?
Even in the future Dives like this are in the middle of nowhere.
Spock : Did you hear that ? Sounded like the sounds of fans having a fit because this film is actually GOOD !
Cop : Hey Kid, your tail light is out....
Radio in car : BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIILD !
Cop : Blast he can't hear me over the car radio.
Kirk : This is heavy !
Spock : Great Scott !
Uhura : You want me to open what ? In The middle of a Red Alert ?
Checkov : There's some red things coming at the green thing, I think we're the green thing.
J.J : Remember, this isn't Galaxy Quest people !
Cast : But, Galaxy Quest was the best Star Trek film ever made.
J.J : ARGH !
J.J : Please say it, just for me, okay ?
Zoe : Okay, just for you, Hailing frequencies open.
J.J : Thank you.
Kirk : No really I was chased by a monster this big !
Cadet : Doesn't that happen later in this film ?
Kirk : Dang non-liner storytelling !
Kirk : Stop !
Nero : In the name of love ?
Kirk : No, Stop !
Nero : 'cause I really love you ?
Kirk (thinking) : Oh crud, I just remembered this thing has no breaks because of the lack of spokes on the wheels, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !
Kirk & Sulu (thinking) : We have to jump off the shuttle in these things ?
Even in the future Dives like this are in the middle of nowhere.
Spock : Did you hear that ? Sounded like the sounds of fans having a fit because this film is actually GOOD !
Cop : Hey Kid, your tail light is out....
Radio in car : BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIILD !
Cop : Blast he can't hear me over the car radio.
Kirk : This is heavy !
Spock : Great Scott !
Uhura : You want me to open what ? In The middle of a Red Alert ?
Checkov : There's some red things coming at the green thing, I think we're the green thing.
J.J : Remember, this isn't Galaxy Quest people !
Cast : But, Galaxy Quest was the best Star Trek film ever made.
J.J : ARGH !
J.J : Please say it, just for me, okay ?
Zoe : Okay, just for you, Hailing frequencies open.
J.J : Thank you.
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